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Buff_Daddy_Dizzle The True Buff Bizzle

14 years ago

And a Herp Derp to you too Jake :)

Buff_Daddy_Dizzle The True Buff Bizzle

14 years ago

Good stuff. Much appreciated Jacob :)

Buff_Daddy_Dizzle The True Buff Bizzle

14 years ago

.....whenever I see couples hugging and kissing one another in public, letting their "undying love" (lol) be shown to all those around them......I feel like punting them into the nearest oncoming car.

(BTW...I got whiteboards in my room too....for Calculus and Physics -___-)

Buff_Daddy_Dizzle The True Buff Bizzle

14 years ago

.....This has left me with the strangest of boners, but I will say thanks for the red pandas and porn.

Buff_Daddy_Dizzle The True Buff Bizzle

14 years ago

I still believe that there is innovation within the industry, but you'll hardly see it coming from the big names. The only reason for that is simply because they don't want to take the risk of creating a game that won't sell well, and from a business standpoint, it makes sense to not deviate too far from what already works.

Although this isn't the best recipe for experimentation when it comes to game development, it has turned many gamers to look at more independently developed titles from individuals and small development teams, and this has been giving indie development a bit of a boost. Are these titles hardcore? I can't really say for sure, but I feel there is enough variety in the indie market to get the imagination flowing for some aspiring game developers (yours truly).

Thanks to a lot of the free game engines that have become available, lately it's possible for almost anyone to make a game if they put in the effort. Not saying these games will be AWESOME or anything, but you get a pretty good one that comes up with some interesting mechanics from time to time. I'm going to agree with what many of the others posted and say, the industry is changing, but it might be doing so more within the "indie" realm than anywhere else at the moment.

Buff_Daddy_Dizzle The True Buff Bizzle

14 years ago

The Grey

Rating: 5/10

I'll explain why, but first, here is a trailer to give you an idea as to what the hell the movie is about.

Alright, now going by what you saw in that trailer, ask yourself what part of this movie you want to see the most?

Now, time for me to bitch. Within this spoiler, I'm going to pretty much give away the ending, so if you are set on seeing this movie, don't read. However, if you do plan on seeing this movie, I recommend you wait till it comes out on DVD and just rent it.

Here I go

Spoiler:

First off, I'm no movie critic, as a matter of fact, this is the first movie I've seen in a couple of years, simply because a friend of mine offered to take me and I looked at the trailer and figured that it was interesting enough to see (I think wolves are fucking awesome, and if I had it my way, I'd ditch my car and ride one wherever I went), but this movie just pissed me off to no end.

Don't get me wrong, I felt the movie was pretty decent, there were some parts that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me when it came down to the basic logic of what this group was doing throughout this ordeal (like not carrying any sort of makeshift weapon whatsoever while they were on the move...even though they made spears at one point, they pretty much ditched them and never bothered to make anymore?)

Here is my biggest bitch, and I could be a complete faggot for saying this, but...remember that question you asked yourself at the beginning of this post? Well, I for one, was waiting to see Liam Neeson fucking fist fight an alpha wolf, especially since:
1 - Liam is the ONLY survivor, everyone else got offed by this pack of wolves, so you kinda want to see the dude who said "We kill them" to...you know....FUCKING KILL THEM, and I for one didn't mind that he ended up going straight to the den from the beginning, just kinda shows you that shit happens.
2 - Like I said, I REALLY was hoping for our main dude to go out like a fucking boss,or wreck the alpha wolf, I mean, the god damned trailer even set that one up, and yeah, near the end of the movie, when he realizes that the shit has hit the fan and his group has been wandering into the belly of the beast the entire time, he's pretty much confronted with the final fight, an all or nothing confrontation with the leader of the pack....once this scene hit, I was fucking watering at the mouth to see what Liam Neelson was made of, especially since he straps those broken bottles to his hands and busts out his knife, live or die, I'm fucking ready to see a good fight and I ain't gonna bitch about the outcome as long as I see it >:D

Well, guess what, you wanna see that fight,well good news, look at the trailer, go to 2:06 and watch it till 2:08.....that's it....THE SCREEN GOES BLACK AND THE FUCKING CREDITS ROLL! Sure there's a scene after the credits, and here it is.

There's a slightly better video of this, but I chose this one simply because the dude's reaction was spot on, I mean, it was fucking perfect, I'm sure that's exactly what every single fucking thought in the entire audience consisted of..."the fuck?"

As you can see, I've never been so pissed at a movie, I even wrote this post...I never fucking write posts this long and full of malice! And I saw this shit for free and I'm still this fucking miffed!

ah..a....aRGHE!!! You know what, fuck it, I'm done ranting and being pissed, I'm gonna go and watch an episode of Fate Zero to wash this ass out of my brain.

And that is why I rated this movie 5/10....if that.

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