Apostle's of Black Jesus

For anyone who would like to be one of my apostles, post here. I will evaluate whether you are worthy of the title. When deemed worthy, i must be mentioned in your sig(I will list the apostles for now, but if it ever gets too large for a post i may delete the list. Hopefully i won't have to tho)

APostles:
Steven H
Kadushy
GreenZero
Space AKA Cock taking Judas
Ashcrimson
Lelouch
Kona-chan
Guilty Guardian AKA Gugu
Deftera Mirgae
Rob920
Captain Badass
imboredd
Pontius Pilate
Yoshi
Futafapper
Iam1vs100xp
Ghostwaffles
matthiesen
Maeve
Door5top

And now for the start of the Black Jesus commandments.

1.Thou shall separate fiction from reality when enjoying hentai
2.Tho shal use loli to drive back the pedo temptation
3.Tho shall beware the trap, for they tempt the with feminine looks, and shock thee with massive cock.
4.If thou is not getting bitches thou is doing something wrong.
5.One shall tolerate others fetishes, and shall not pass judgment on ye for pleasuring oneself to loli or rape hentai. Judge ye by tho actions, not what tho faps to
6.Thou shalt fap at least three times daily. More on the sabbath.

Post.

Your application has been accepted. Welcome to apostlehood =D

Thank you, my life is now worth living.

what is this i dont even-

I am happy to bring purpose to your life

totally worth my 18th post also i will be the one to betray you

Can I be your Judas?

DO you really think i would let Judas into my apostlehood?

Maybe white Jesus but not me. I'll pop a divine cap in your ass...niggas

I promise, I wouldn't be as gay as the other Judas. I'll politely shake your hand instead of kissing you.

And then i will end up crucifide. Fuck that shit

Evaluate my post.

Hmmmm well my name is Matthew. I still won't believe in you though.

Does Black Jesus think polygamy and incest are okay?

I have come up with a responsibility for my apostles

1. Mention me in your sig



I have decided to deem you worthy







Polygamy yes incest no

So temping...

I am surely more worthy than all the others.

...because I don't give a shit.