[General]Wanted: Dead Or Alive (Villains Of The Anime World)

Found the following image on my hard disk and I thought it might be a good idea to share it with everyone on Fakku, just like I did with other forums in the past.

Click on the pic to read the profile of each "villain".


I believe I obtained the above image from 4chan quite some time ago and although it is now a little outdated, the summary of each character is rather accurate... if you look at it from another point of view. Now we know what is happening behind the scenes of worksafe anime series. :D

And yes, discuss.

Dibs on Shirou & Hakuoro

Who would be the bounty hunters?

people just as equally unique? :lol:

Dibs on Shiki. No one plays with my Arcueid.

This would make a great game.

Or mod for a game.

Or something.

I just relish the opportunity to shoot those idiots.

Wonderful picture, I haven't laughed this hard in ages. I'm going to turn it into a poster.

i lol'ed hard at it, did them all commit some sort of sexual crimes or somethin. (they used the word "bang" very often)

lelouch should worth more since he can bang "anyone", the power of geass should not be overlooked.

anyways, real funny stuff, thanks for sharing

You know who they underestimated? Sagara Sousuke. How can they give him a threat level of "low" when he can pilot the lambda-equiped ARX-7 Arbalest capable of doing whatever he feels like it into physical action in reality, has a cannonball girl with a temper of no-bounds, and the fact he also has a nuclear sub and an entire covert military as support? He should have gotten at least a "high" rating. Is prone to be emo as well.

Now the number one person the person completely forgot (because maybe he's too good of a player) is Saeba Ryo from CityHunter. The pro-sweeper for hire mokkori man with skills and senses that rivals any common man in the aniverse, he is the number enemy to all females on Earth, even if lolis don't attract him. He's banged his business assitant, his friend in the police force, his police friend's sister, his rival's woman, a professional thief for hire, etc. etc. The list never ends because he's banged women from all over the world as well as female royalty... Extremely high threat level if you ask me.

Now I forgot the guy's name from the anime Golden boy, Kintaro or something like that, but suffice to say he's got the skills to impress any girl and make them wanna bang him. Whoa.

Just curious, but when really is he emo, I've seen him mostly range from emotionless to pissed off, with dashes of just plain cornfused. I don't really recall any emo moments.

TSR comes to mind. It came in bits and pieces near the beginning of the season, but it was there.

Slightly.

It would've been nice if these were actual villians, not just protagonists to harem anime. This looks like one those cases where people wish they were in the shoes of that guy surrounded by pretty girls and wish to kill him out of jealously. I actually have mad respect for most of these guys, especially Shiki.

But I would like to smack Lelouch(is that how you spell his name?) silly since he can be a totally prick

like 75% of them look pretty much the same, just add glasses or a hair/eye color change... it's almost like they came from a country where everyone looks the sam... oh wait!

Sagura... low threat??? Lmao. He should be considered Extremely High Threat. I mean seriously. He suspects everyone except Chidori... anyone ever notice her name is the same as Kakashi's (and Sasuke) lightning technique? Lol. Anyways that guy has got nades and other shit in his pants.... along with the ARX-7 Arbalest... I wouldn't go near him -_-'

Well this certainly gave me a few good laughs.

Emiya Shirou : Taken

Negi Springfield : Taken

Yamato Kira : Taken

Asaka Shin : Taken

Sakai Yuji : Taken

Misato Sugur : Taken

Tokai Hibiki : Taken

Looks like i'll be a little bit busy for a while, when i get emm off the list i can buy a few houses in Tokyo for you guys to live in heheheh...

But..... I got dibs on Shirou =(

...I'd like to see you take Negi.

i thought of Hei from darker than black, isn't that guy considered real dangerous too, he's got the ability to generate and discharge electricity through conductive media, at sufficiently high amounts to kill grown men or short out a building's electrical systems and the ability of molecular reconstruction. Hei has the ability to manipulate objects on the quantum molecular level which can produce electricity as the mildest effect or alter gate particles as an extreme effect.(not sure if he "banged" anyone though, but there is a very high probability).

pretty sure he did have a sister complex though

exactly, he might have banged the section chief of foreign affairs too.

he leads a double persona as well, glove himself as a "good-natured" chinese exchange student to get the ladies, i'd say he's pretty evil.