Strike Witches - A new take on this junk
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[I know there is a topic about this already, but mine's a little bit of a different topic.]
I'll have to be honest with you, FAKKU. I hate the theory of Strike Witches. Pant-less lolis floating around in physics defying feats of Earth breaking impossibility. I mean shit. It's just annoying.
I watched the first episode with 'Arren' over my shoulder, and we couldn't stop laughing. You know what this anime is asking for? A drinking game. Thus, I present to you the SWDG!
1. For each blatant fanservice panty shot or otherwise blatant fanservice action, you must take a 'decent drink' of your beer. This is tiling your head right back and gulping.
2. For each mostly intentional panty shot, you must take a nice sip. No sissy slurp, but less than class 1.
3. For each implication of yuri, you must take a shot of tequila. Possibly a half-shot if you want to go longer than a few minutes.
4. If you outlast the first 3 episodes without passing out and having to get your stomach pumped, then you win.
Yes. It's impossible. This goes to show how bad the show is, relying on such fanservice to sell something so horribly flawed. But, I'm still going to play it with Ryuuu when he pops over at the end of the year. I'll watch the series all the way through just to see how bad it can get. I'm not downloading it though, I'll wait to get it off someone else first.
I'll have to be honest with you, FAKKU. I hate the theory of Strike Witches. Pant-less lolis floating around in physics defying feats of Earth breaking impossibility. I mean shit. It's just annoying.
I watched the first episode with 'Arren' over my shoulder, and we couldn't stop laughing. You know what this anime is asking for? A drinking game. Thus, I present to you the SWDG!
1. For each blatant fanservice panty shot or otherwise blatant fanservice action, you must take a 'decent drink' of your beer. This is tiling your head right back and gulping.
2. For each mostly intentional panty shot, you must take a nice sip. No sissy slurp, but less than class 1.
3. For each implication of yuri, you must take a shot of tequila. Possibly a half-shot if you want to go longer than a few minutes.
4. If you outlast the first 3 episodes without passing out and having to get your stomach pumped, then you win.
Yes. It's impossible. This goes to show how bad the show is, relying on such fanservice to sell something so horribly flawed. But, I'm still going to play it with Ryuuu when he pops over at the end of the year. I'll watch the series all the way through just to see how bad it can get. I'm not downloading it though, I'll wait to get it off someone else first.
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http://animeblogz.com/category/strike-witches/
Who knows, if you get wasted enough you might actually start to enjoy for a fraction of a second before your brain explodes. :P
Who knows, if you get wasted enough you might actually start to enjoy for a fraction of a second before your brain explodes. :P
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Klorofolun wrote...
Who knows, if you get wasted enough you might actually start to enjoy for a fraction of a second before your brain explodes. :PDoubtful. I think I'll enjoy laughing at it more than anything else.
What was with that link? Spamilicious! I hate streaming anime, and I download everything. Streams are low-quality, and when you're using a 22" monitor you prefer to nab the good quality downloads from your friends [or download it yourself if it's decent enough.
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Captain_Falcon wrote...
What? Death by liver failure? Who'd want a game like that?Common sense often kicks in before doom and gloom. Besides, it's more of a joke to remind us where the anime industry seems to like wandering these days.
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Mike
Stand
I'd have to agree with ya Hibs. I tried to watch this show and failed miserably. I mean it sounds like a good idea and it doesn't hurt the eyes in the least bit, but my god how boring. I think I made it part of the way through episode two. Pantsu all the time doesn't make the random pantsu slip up amazing. School swimsuits all the time doesn't make them special anymore. Sure I'd probably bang all the girls in that show over and over and over and over and over and over again but that really isn't enough have me sit down and watch it.
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You have a point, but do not forget that panties alone did not make this serie great.
Pantsu + Flying Girls + Magic + WWII
I do not think you normally can look at such a combination while being serious, yet the series itself takes itself seriously to the point its almost like a big cliché. Then add all the lovable witches and you have something unlike anything else.
I realized I'd miss the witches just at the last episode, give it 12 episodes and you will be brainwashed aswell. =D
Pantsu + Flying Girls + Magic + WWII
I do not think you normally can look at such a combination while being serious, yet the series itself takes itself seriously to the point its almost like a big cliché. Then add all the lovable witches and you have something unlike anything else.
I realized I'd miss the witches just at the last episode, give it 12 episodes and you will be brainwashed aswell. =D
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Personally, the only reason I like it a little is because of this doujin: https://www.fakku.net/viewmanga.php?view=2651
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well maybe if i can convince my drinking buddies to watch an anime, we'd try this, but there a little on the hater side, so this might not happen, cuz i hate drinking alone
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I love the show and I love the idea of turning it into a drinking game.
I shall give it a shot this weekend.
I shall give it a shot this weekend.
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Jacob won't be coming back, it seems.
May aswell ignore the rules inject alchohol constantly and directly into your circulatory system, because there won't be a single scene without pantsu.
May aswell ignore the rules inject alchohol constantly and directly into your circulatory system, because there won't be a single scene without pantsu.
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Hibia wrote...
Captain_Falcon wrote...
What? Death by liver failure? Who'd want a game like that?Common sense often kicks in before doom and gloom. Besides, it's more of a joke to remind us where the anime industry seems to like wandering these days.
I was making a joke referring to all of the fan service as well :p . I still loled at the idea though :lol:
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Before Strike Witches, there was Sky Girls. Something has to be done right in order for producers to come up with titles similar in nature.
Since I am a rather simple person, my mind is unable to comprehend any of the more complicated anime titles not featuring fanservice. :D
Since I am a rather simple person, my mind is unable to comprehend any of the more complicated anime titles not featuring fanservice. :D
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Mike
Stand
Gambler wrote...
Before Strike Witches, there was Sky Girls. Something has to be done right in order for producers to come up with titles similar in nature.Somehow I watched all of Sky Girls. I don't know how, but I did. Strike Witches is just too much lol.
