What are your favorite anime quotes?

Could't find this post anywhere else and i tough it would be interesting to do :D
What's your favorite anime quotes?
Mine are:
"I can see the ending!" - by Katsuragi Keima (Kami Nomi Zo Shiru Sekai)

"Yui-Nyan" - by Yui (Angel Beats)

People die when they are killed.

"Feelings of love are just temporary lapses in judgment, like a kind of mental illness"

I know the funniest!

Mine would be "Gods in his heaven, all is right with the world." its a real keeper to me.

I love humans.

"Byakugan!" by Hinata, I dont know why but everytime I hear her shouting Byakugan!
->"le wild boner appears..."

"I've made my decision. I'll disgrace myself entirely for everyone's sakes."

Also, a little off-topic.
From Valkyrie Profile

"If this world is hell, then the 'Gods' must be kinder than everyone thinks!"

I'd like to quote EVERYTHING from Cowboy Bebop but we have lives worth living rather than reading key lines.

"HORSES DON'T PLAY CHESS."

These are the best I have heard.

From Bakemonogatari, Hitagi: "Unfortunately, a physcotic virgin starved for love and likely to fall for anyone who would be a little nice to her, has set her eyes on you. You are really unlucky."

From Ikkitousen, Ryomou Shimei: “Come on, you have to get closer it’s a clit not a yard stick.”

From High School of The Dead, Saeko: “Is getting girls wet your hobby?”

From Gantz, Kishimoto: “Hmmm, do they allow pets in these apartments? If so then do you think I could stay with you?” And later. “I’m your pet Kurono, you don’t have sex with your pets.

From Black Lagoon, Revy: “Whoa! Is she taking it up the ass?!”
Balalaika: “Yea, she sure is.”

"I want to run to school with you wearing matching boxer shorts and not much else"

Im generic

"Who the hell do you think we are!"

-Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Also this gem

"fun things are fun"

-Yui, K-ON!

"Do you know where the real hell is hiding? Inside your head." Crona, Soul Eater
and of course the good old classic
"I'll take a potato chip, AND EAT IT!!!!!" Light, DeathNote

Please tell me the name of this anime....
Well kids, a smart man knows when to RUN LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!!!! -Desert Punk (Desert Punk)
As I suspected. You were lying -Kotohona (School Days)
There's a party in my pants and you're all invited!!!! -Ringspider (Desert Punk)
Sad, it seems death really is the only cure for stupidity, and you're about to be cured -Sayo Hitsugi (Triage X)

"Are you done with puberty? Then eat sushi. Sushi's good." - Simon Brezhnev, Durarara!!
"I can see the ending." - Katsuragi Keima, The World God Only Knows
"Everyone has changed. That's not it... the one who's changed most, is me." - Yadomi Jinta, Ano Hana

"Crying is a nosebleed of the heart. If you trip while running down a hallway, you get a nosebleed. If you trip in life, you cry." - Minorin from Toradora!

But it's Nisemomogatari ofc. (Just so you know Nise is a prequel to Bakamomogatari, so i suggest watching that first)

"He who strikes first, wins..." ~L, Death Note


"The cake is a lie!!" ~Portal


"It's over 9,000!!!!!!!1!" ~Vegeta, Dragon Ball Z (Ocean Dub)

Only one truth prevails!- Shinichi Kudo, Detective Conan

Bang. - Spike Spiegel, Cowboy bebop

My favorite quote^^:

"Fighting 100 battles does not mean winning 100 victories." by Reinhard von Lohengramm (Legend of Galactic Heroes)

"....For humans, there is an appropriate life, as well as an appropriate death." by Oskar von Reuenthal (LoGH)

"Humans were drinking alcohol five-thousand years ago, and we're still drinking it now. Alcohol is humanity's friend. Can I abandon a friend?" &
"The greatest freedom is the freedom not to get involved." by Yang Wenli (LoGH)


"I do not have one bit of regret in my life!!" by Raoh (Hokuto no Ken)

"first in the air, shoot his ass"