^_^ Wait... What?

If you add radishes to a beaver waring a sombreros at cheese noodles with ramen pudding. Then kick an Yeti in the handshakes of doom, with puppies eating mushrooms, and shitting kittens or waffles that have mountain dew pancakes. The dogs hate the crows and the pasta knows the truth behind the governments top assassin Santa bunny.

I heard that, brother!

Thanks, bro. I guess I have been pretty active lately.

So, you're walking down a beach when a bicycle falls out of your pocket. How many potatoes does it take to make a pancake?

Answer:

Your walking in the desert on a canoe,when all of a sudden all four wheels fall off.Now,How many bowling balls does it take a chicken to jump over a doghouse?

If I took all the feathers off of your mother's favorite cactus, what are the chances that Abraham Lincoln will be surfing on a penguin next Decemberween?

That fucking snowman keeps wanting me to give him a rimjob. I told him to go have an anthrax-and-super-chode sandwich, but he still keeps raping that tree. I'm not exactly sure why his pet velociraptor keeps trying to give me xanax, but I have a feeling it has something to do with that new insane Venus Flytrap dictator. But, he promised the city loads of buttsex, so they had no choice but to secede from the island. Hold on a sec, my pen wants to know if it can watch Wall-E again.

The moral of his story, you ask?
Don't be rapists.

you are now dead.

I've been dead for a while, Tsujoi.

You are even more dead now that the lava has consumed you.

But my legs aren't touching the floor!
Actually, isn't it impossible to not die? I mean, the lava's just gonna burn whatever your on.

Did you not play this game when you were little?

Yeah, but I didn't have the presence of mind to figure out that there was no way to win.

I did. I called my sister stupid and read a book.

So you were a nerd? You realize you could of died! That floor was made of lava!

I forgot, reading is for queers and retards.
The lava only exists if you believe it does. Like North Dakota.

I actually love reading.
But I'm still not entirely sure what North Dakota is. Its some form of Jelly Bean factory, right?