^_^ Wait... What?
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MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Dante1214 wrote...
MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Dante1214 wrote...
I did. I called my sister stupid and read a book.
So you were a nerd? You realize you could of died! That floor was made of lava!
I forgot, reading is for queers and retards.
The lava only exists if you believe it does. Like North Dakota.
I actually love reading.
But I'm still not entirely sure what North Dakota is. Its some form of Jelly Bean factory, right?
Nah it's the rack on this one stripper that gave my drunken ass a free lapdance.
South Dakota was the lower half of her body.
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Angelus Lapsus wrote...
MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Dante1214 wrote...
MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Dante1214 wrote...
I did. I called my sister stupid and read a book.
So you were a nerd? You realize you could of died! That floor was made of lava!
I forgot, reading is for queers and retards.
The lava only exists if you believe it does. Like North Dakota.
I actually love reading.
But I'm still not entirely sure what North Dakota is. Its some form of Jelly Bean factory, right?
Nah it's the rack on this one stripper that gave my drunken ass a free lapdance.
South Dakota was the lower half of her body.
That's where they farm wheat.
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MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Angelus Lapsus wrote...
MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Dante1214 wrote...
MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Dante1214 wrote...
I did. I called my sister stupid and read a book.
So you were a nerd? You realize you could of died! That floor was made of lava!
I forgot, reading is for queers and retards.
The lava only exists if you believe it does. Like North Dakota.
I actually love reading.
But I'm still not entirely sure what North Dakota is. Its some form of Jelly Bean factory, right?
Nah it's the rack on this one stripper that gave my drunken ass a free lapdance.
South Dakota was the lower half of her body.
That's where they farm wheat.
And build monuments.
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if a guy is running down the roof of a chicken, and he trips on an italian mans tongue, then how fast was the train to new hampshire walking?
Answer: trick question! it all depends on how the soup was that afterday, and it was moderately neat-o!
so how was the lesson? when it comes to slap fighting, bite down hard....wow i got a headache....*half of head deflates*
(any and al lspelling mistakes intended :3)
Answer: trick question! it all depends on how the soup was that afterday, and it was moderately neat-o!
so how was the lesson? when it comes to slap fighting, bite down hard....wow i got a headache....*half of head deflates*
(any and al lspelling mistakes intended :3)
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MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Your mother had sex with Larry Kilmister!Actually, I think my mom did have sex with a guy named Larry Kilmister...
He bought me a hat.
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Dante1214 wrote...
MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Your mother had sex with Larry Kilmister!Actually, I think my mom did have sex with a guy named Larry Kilmister...
He bought me a hat.
wow. how ironical. (yes i meant ironical)
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nzephier wrote...
Dante1214 wrote...
MidgarKonotsu wrote...
Your mother had sex with Larry Kilmister!Actually, I think my mom did have sex with a guy named Larry Kilmister...
He bought me a hat.
wow. how ironical. (yes i meant ironical)
It's still not ironical.
