Announcing my candidacy for the IB mod position

Having undertaken an exploratory committee into the prospect of replacing Waar as mod, I have decided to put myself forward as future mod and President of IB, subject to an election.

Like all fair and democratic elections, it will be two party. I get to pick the other party. Worthy applicants only please.

I am also pleased to announce my running mate and thereby potential holder of fuck all, Badguy. I thank him for this mammoth undertaking and all the advice and support he will provide me over the coming weeks.

I will be running on a platform of sensible locking and free titties for all. [size=1]Titties received may not be real. Size, shape and colour may vary. One titty per person subject to proof of voting for me.[/h]

Provisional date for elections is like two weeks from now. Thank you.

I am the holder of fuck all and I approve this message.

I am running for an independent party. My platform is "May chaos and faggotry reign".

Sweet...democracy in IB.

Who is your main opponent?

Potential holder of fuck all, my friend. Let's not get carried away.



Prospective candidates should declare their intention to run, either in this thread or their own. I will pick the most suitable nominee to compete with me in a formal poll, because that's how the world works.

I would actually be totally fine with you as a mod.

I don't think that's how mods are chosen.

I believe it's cronyism.

I must compete with you because competition compels me to do so.
Have at you.

Mods are not meant to be representations of the people they moderate.

Looks shopped. I've seen a few shops in my day. I can tell by the pixels.

No way man, this is 100% legit.

I want to be vice-mod!
And no I don't hunt from helicopters.

fuck you i'm voting for Cruz!

Meh. A train monkey could run the ban machine... why not.

Is there some sort of stay or post limit to vote? For instance, you need to have been a part of the forums (especially IB, in this case) for at least a year, or have a set number of posts.

Can I run for re-election?