Announcing my candidacy for the IB mod position
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Waar
FAKKU Moderator
artcellrox wrote...
Tegumi wrote...
I don't think dos is cutthroat enough.Who knows what's really going on in his mind though? If the phrase "power corrupts" holds true, he might just become too cutthroat later, lol.
I don't believe power changed me. It just gave me the freedom to act as I wanted.
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Tegumi
"im always cute"
artcellrox wrote...
Who knows what's really going on in his mind though? If the phrase "power corrupts" holds true, he might just become too cutthroat later, lol.I don't think we'd want a corrupt mod.
Cormac wrote...
You'd be surprised. He can be very, very mean (to me).So can I, what's your point?
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Lughost
the Lugoat
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Grenouille88 wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Waar wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Waar wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Waar wrote...
Can I run for re-election?Can I be your VP?
You can be the VP... OF MY DICK.
That was implied. I'd take care of you after a long day of work. Because obviously those fakku fags can't handle the wrath of their master. Pussies.
Sold.
Anyone else looking for a job? My cabinet needs to be filled.
I'm possessive. I'll kill anyone who gets close, I'm warning you.
Bring it, bitch.
Oh I'll bring it so hard you'll cry for your mama.
What if I told you my mother was dead. And died suddenly and horrifically in a car crash. When I was 12. On the morning of January 17th. At about 9 in the morning.
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Tegumi wrote...
Cormac wrote...
You'd be surprised. He can be very, very mean (to me).So can I, what's your point?
I'm trying to make conversation. You might have noticed that I'm not very good at it. Sorry. My point is that I don't really have a point. Well, if I were to have a point it would be that since Dos is very mean to me he has the potential to be mean to other people. But then again, mean and cutthroat are very different things.
Christ fuck I'm dumb sometimes.
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Grenouille88 wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Grenouille88 wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Waar wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Waar wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Waar wrote...
Can I run for re-election?Can I be your VP?
You can be the VP... OF MY DICK.
That was implied. I'd take care of you after a long day of work. Because obviously those fakku fags can't handle the wrath of their master. Pussies.
Sold.
Anyone else looking for a job? My cabinet needs to be filled.
I'm possessive. I'll kill anyone who gets close, I'm warning you.
Bring it, bitch.
Oh I'll bring it so hard you'll cry for your mama.
What if I told you my mother was dead. And died suddenly and horrifically in a car crash. When I was 12. On the morning of January 17th. At about 9 in the morning.
Why January 17th?
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Lughost
the Lugoat
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Grenouille88 wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Grenouille88 wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Waar wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Waar wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Waar wrote...
Can I run for re-election?Can I be your VP?
You can be the VP... OF MY DICK.
That was implied. I'd take care of you after a long day of work. Because obviously those fakku fags can't handle the wrath of their master. Pussies.
Sold.
Anyone else looking for a job? My cabinet needs to be filled.
I'm possessive. I'll kill anyone who gets close, I'm warning you.
Bring it, bitch.
Oh I'll bring it so hard you'll cry for your mama.
What if I told you my mother was dead. And died suddenly and horrifically in a car crash. When I was 12. On the morning of January 17th. At about 9 in the morning.
Why January 17th?
I metaphorically pulled the date out of a hat. She didn't die in a car crash, of course. It was purely hypothetical.
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Grenouille88 wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Grenouille88 wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Grenouille88 wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Waar wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Waar wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Waar wrote...
Can I run for re-election?Can I be your VP?
You can be the VP... OF MY DICK.
That was implied. I'd take care of you after a long day of work. Because obviously those fakku fags can't handle the wrath of their master. Pussies.
Sold.
Anyone else looking for a job? My cabinet needs to be filled.
I'm possessive. I'll kill anyone who gets close, I'm warning you.
Bring it, bitch.
Oh I'll bring it so hard you'll cry for your mama.
What if I told you my mother was dead. And died suddenly and horrifically in a car crash. When I was 12. On the morning of January 17th. At about 9 in the morning.
Why January 17th?
I metaphorically pulled the date out of a hat. She didn't die in a car crash, of course. It was purely hypothetical.
I know, I was asking WHY you chose that particular date.
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Lughost
the Lugoat
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Grenouille88 wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Grenouille88 wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Grenouille88 wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Waar wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Waar wrote...
neyapuckachinha wrote...
Waar wrote...
Can I run for re-election?Can I be your VP?
You can be the VP... OF MY DICK.
That was implied. I'd take care of you after a long day of work. Because obviously those fakku fags can't handle the wrath of their master. Pussies.
Sold.
Anyone else looking for a job? My cabinet needs to be filled.
I'm possessive. I'll kill anyone who gets close, I'm warning you.
Bring it, bitch.
Oh I'll bring it so hard you'll cry for your mama.
What if I told you my mother was dead. And died suddenly and horrifically in a car crash. When I was 12. On the morning of January 17th. At about 9 in the morning.
Why January 17th?
I metaphorically pulled the date out of a hat. She didn't die in a car crash, of course. It was purely hypothetical.
I know, I was asking WHY you chose that particular date.
'Twas naught but a random date.
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artcellrox wrote...
Who knows what's really going on in his mind though?Nah, there's nothing to worry about... aside the psychoactive drugging part.
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doswillrule wrote...
Having undertaken an exploratory committee into the prospect of replacing Waar as mod, I have decided to put myself forward as future mod and President of IB, subject to an election.Like all fair and democratic elections, it will be two party. I get to pick the other party. Worthy applicants only please.
I am also pleased to announce my running mate and thereby potential holder of fuck all, Badguy. I thank him for this mammoth undertaking and all the advice and support he will provide me over the coming weeks.
I will be running on a platform of sensible locking and free titties for all. [size=1]Titties received may not be real. Size, shape and colour may vary. One titty per person subject to proof of voting for me.[/h]
Provisional date for elections is like two weeks from now. Thank you.
I'll vote for you but only if you believe in the spoils system
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Keep those nominations coming in. We're readying our campaign in the build up to some pivotal debates (possibly voice but probably not, effort). Longevity is on the ballot but we need a third party candidate to make us look good.
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Laz wrote...
doswillrule wrote...
Having undertaken an exploratory committee into the prospect of replacing Waar as mod, I have decided to put myself forward as future mod and President of IB, subject to an election.Like all fair and democratic elections, it will be two party. I get to pick the other party. Worthy applicants only please.
I am also pleased to announce my running mate and thereby potential holder of fuck all, Badguy. I thank him for this mammoth undertaking and all the advice and support he will provide me over the coming weeks.
I will be running on a platform of sensible locking and free titties for all. [size=1]Titties received may not be real. Size, shape and colour may vary. One titty per person subject to proof of voting for me.[/h]
Provisional date for elections is like two weeks from now. Thank you.
I'll vote for you but only if you believe in the spoils system
Ewww the spoils system or Andrew Jackson's seed.
