Argh, just....ARGH.

I pride myself on being a mature, open-minded adult. I realize that my parents did and do continue to have sex, and I say more power to them for continuing to keep the love alive.

BUT DAMMIT PARENTS, DON'T LEAVE YOUR USED CONDOMS IN THE SHOWER CADDY RIGHT NEXT TO THE SOAP THAT I WANTED TO USE. THAT IS DISGUSTING. THE TRASH CAN IS RIGHT THERE. RIGHT. THERE.

/rant

Your parents browse Fakku?

Dude, at least your parents didn't leave their used condom in YOUR room when you were only like... 13 ish. I almost fucking fainted when that happened.

So they was boinking on your bed while you was out at school?

found sex video once, it was in the porky's vhs case

That's what I've been questioning. It could've been my brother's prank, but it scared the shit out of me.

How the hell did you deduce that from his post?

Like title...

When. I was a young warthog..

Like how a politician denies things.

I walked in on my parents having sex when I was around 7.

The image is still clear in my head...

Lucky

I wanna rape ur new avatar goodday

I heard my parents making my little brother. I still have never forgot the sound of that to this day and I was only 6.

Me too. Oh man if she was actually real, I'd be a sexual offender.

This thread is quite funny, in the unlikely day comes and you all becomes parents, your kids would be saying the same thing about you guys somewhere else XD

Edit: GD, good, good. Let us watch her with our binoculars then.

ready have them, never going to happen, we lock the doors.

door =/= windows