Argh, just....ARGH.
0
GoodDay wrote...
Dude, at least your parents didn't leave their used condom in YOUR room when you were only like... 13 ish. I almost fucking fainted when that happened.Lol. I did find the 'rent's condom stash when I was 13ish, but they weren't used, thank god.
0
shinji_ikari
Mustn't Run Away...
oh no...repressed memory coming back...trip to hawaii...one room with twin beds...*in fathers voice* he'll never know...*in mothers voice* it's too naughty...*bed squeaks loudly like the hinge of un-oiled door*....over...and over...AND OVER !!! WHY WON'T IT FUCKING STOP WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYY ?!?!?!?!?
0
shinji_ikari wrote...
oh no...repressed memory coming back...trip to hawaii...one room with twin beds...*in fathers voice* he'll never know...*in mothers voice* it's naughty...*bed squeaks loudly like the hinge of un-oiled door*....over...and over...AND OVER !!! WHY WON'T IT FUCKING STOP WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYY ?!?!?!?!?I think they were both having nightmares. :/
0
This is as bad as when that kid in 5th grade found his mom's dildo and brought it to school for show and tell. I had interesting experiences in grade school, yes. Still, imagine the embarrassment of the parent.
0
kgods wrote...
This is as bad as when that kid in 5th grade found his mom's dildo and brought it to school for show and tell. I had interesting experiences in grade school, yes. Still, imagine the embarrassment of the parent.Imagine how embarrassed his DAD would've been. Not satisfying enough so that the mom buys a dildo? Pfff
0
GoodDay wrote...
kgods wrote...
This is as bad as when that kid in 5th grade found his mom's dildo and brought it to school for show and tell. I had interesting experiences in grade school, yes. Still, imagine the embarrassment of the parent.Imagine how embarrassed his DAD would've been. Not satisfying enough so that the mom buys a dildo? Pfff
Lucky he didn't find his dad's dildo.
0
ILoveTsundere wrote...
I walked in on my parents having sex when I was around 7.The image is still clear in my head...
i know you pain
0
kgods wrote...
This is as bad as when that kid in 5th grade found his mom's dildo and brought it to school for show and tell. I had interesting experiences in grade school, yes. Still, imagine the embarrassment of the parent.A kid brought in his dads porn when I was in 3rd grade. Many sessions with the school councilor ensued.
0
animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
kgods wrote...
This is as bad as when that kid in 5th grade found his mom's dildo and brought it to school for show and tell. I had interesting experiences in grade school, yes. Still, imagine the embarrassment of the parent.teacher found me eating a girl out in jr high, meeting with principal, dad high five me and took me for ice cream.
0
animefreak_usa wrote...
kgods wrote...
This is as bad as when that kid in 5th grade found his mom's dildo and brought it to school for show and tell. I had interesting experiences in grade school, yes. Still, imagine the embarrassment of the parent.teacher found me eating a girl out in jr high, meeting with principal, dad high five me and took me for ice cream.
Your Dad is my hero.
0
Takerial
Lovable Teddy Bear
I once found a combo locked box under my parents bed.
As this was during my time of innocence and curiosity. I had decided to go about unlocking it.
Day after day, I would carefully go through the various numbers. Until after about a week, it came open.
Inside was various bondage gear. Which included an anal plug and a strap-on.
As this was during my time of innocence and curiosity. I had decided to go about unlocking it.
Day after day, I would carefully go through the various numbers. Until after about a week, it came open.
Inside was various bondage gear. Which included an anal plug and a strap-on.
0
animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Kalistean wrote...
I once found a combo locked box under my parents bed.As this was during my time of innocence and curiosity. I had decided to go about unlocking it.
Day after day, I would carefully go through the various numbers. Until after about a week, it came open.
Inside was various bondage gear. Which included an anal plug and a strap-on.
i love your parent's
