Ask Me Anything

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

What is the most memorable moment you've had here in FAKKU! since you joining in 2008?

How do you stay so classy?

Have you ever had scrumpet and/or scone?

Kindly remove thyself from my thread



Very attentive. I got first post in two waifu games in a row once, that was cool. FreeNadia's famous friend thread, maybe? Or one of the good old IB threads with Rbz, Nash, Harm et al. Or debating in SD with FPOD and gibbous. One of the April Fool's jokes. First Skype group I got invited to. Too much to choose from.



Hailing from the Home Counties, I've been imbued with a certain natural regality, a je ne sais quoi. It's like the Voice of the Emperor bonus in TES: the gift of perfect parlance. All of which is pretentious bullshit; I take lessons from Schmoozemaster Rbz. And I like history. For a real classy gent, look no further than Mr Pumpjack McGee.

A strumpet or a crumpet? Perhaps a particularly buttery harlot...mmmm.

Where was I? Ah. I actually dislike crumpets, but love scones, so there you go. I have a real sweet tooth.

Would yo suck your friends right testicle to save his life?
Would you give up all your worldly possessions to ensure comfortable living conditions for all you care for.
If you had to be revived as an animal what would it be.
Cake or pie.

What is the worst song you've ever listen?

What kind of foods do you enjoy consuming and can afford?

what are your biggiest regret

Did you go streaking during the Jubilee?

What do you think Wenger (or Arsenal for that matter) should do with Robin van Persie: Sell him now or keep him and let him go on a free (hoping he'll sign another contract)?

If they DO sell van Persie, should Arsenal look to buy a specific player (Position or Name)?

Also, should they try and keep Walcott?

There's never any proof in those circumstances that they won't just kill you anyway. I think he'd prefer dignity.
Giraffe
Pie



I think you may have neglected to read my last answer.



Cookies. I would give blowjobs to hobos if it got me money to buy cookies.



Not specifying that you weren't allowed to post here.



As much as I enjoy a good streak, I feel that given my republicanism, that would have been slightly counter productive.



They should sell RVP. He's insulted the club and its fans with the remarks he's made. No man is bigger than their club, and he's bartering on the back of one (albeit stellar) full season. If you look at what Ba and Cisse have done at Newcastle, it's evident that you can get great results with cheap, unknown strikers.

I have faith that Giroud and Podolski will do the business, but Wenger should invest in a good left back; he needed one even while Clichy was there, maybe Cissokho. I think Walcott will stay, but he will play in the hole, or at least in a more attacking wing position opposite Podolski, with Giroud front and centre. He is not a great winger but he can finish, given a good run in the team.

I noticed you like Muse. What do you think of their latest "trailer" for The 2nd Law?
For that matter, favourite Muse song?
Who was the first Fakku user you could call a friend?

If you want to continue asking inane questions in the knowledge that I won't answer them, be my guest.



Muse and dubstep are two of my favourite things, so I welcome the experimentation. That said, the last album went in a different direction and it wasn't that great. Survival is a really mixed bag; I love the composition but the lyrics are terrible.

Exo-Politics

Probably gibbous, later THE ECONOMY, back in the day. He was the first person I remember trading PMs with. We once colluded to trick stupid people into thinking Jacob had implemented an achievement system. He knocked up some images and started inserting them into his posts. I was hired to make a fuss about them, then got some myself. It worked for like, a day. We also had some great discussions in SD.

This was in early 2009. I left for a few months later that year, during which his activity dropped off, and we didn't talk much thereafter. I was friendly with a lot of the old guard via SD and posting around the entire forum, but I didn't stick around long enough initially to gain that many genuine friends.

who is the owner of the 2,000,000th post?

Why do you like ponies?

Will you marry me?

If you ever had the chance to shoot one person in this thread irl, who and why

Longevity



It's a good show. I have a six year old brother, so I watch it with him when I'm at home. I haven't seen anything past season one though. I'm not obsessed.



Send me a nice ring and some ice cream and we'll talk.



For moral and legal reasons, I would be physically unable to do so. But Sly Ninja, because he's really, really dumb.

I see. I assumed that you were close to obsession, for some reason. My bad.


Out of the newer posters nowadays, your favorites are?