AW YEAH. A SISAMI THREAD. SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET SEXY

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. I'M CHANNELING FAKKU. TIME TO ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR DICKS. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. QUESTIONNAIRE TIME.

QUESTION 1: SO, YOUR DICK. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
QUESTION 2: WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU MASTURBATED TO?
QUESTION 3: YOUR DICK. WHAT DOES IT FEEL RIGHT. NOW.[IT PROBABLY HURTS A LITTLE 'CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO TEAR RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUCKIN' PANTS DUE TO THE BONER THAT I'M GIVING TO IT.]
QUESTION 4: WHAT TYPE OF FABRIC DO YOU LIKE RUBBED AGAINST YOUR DONG?
QUESTION 5: HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED A PILLOW?
QUESTION 6: AT WHAT VELOCITY DOES YOUR SEMEN SHOOT OUT OF YOU?
QUESTION 7: IF YOUR SCHLONG WAS ICE CREAM; WHAT FLAVOR WOULD IT BE?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH. THIS IS FAKKU AT IT'S FINEST. THERE ARE NO PERSON BOUNDARIES. EVERYBODY WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT EVERYBODY ELSE'S DICKS AND THEIR MASTURBATION HABITS. PENISES.

I FEEL FABULOOOOUUUUUUUUUS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

QUESTION 1: SO, YOUR DICK. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
TRANSPARENT!

QUESTION 2: WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU MASTURBATED TO?
DINOSAURS!

QUESTION 3: YOUR DICK. WHAT DOES IT FEEL RIGHT. NOW.[IT PROBABLY HURTS A LITTLE 'CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO TEAR RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUCKIN' PANTS DUE TO THE BONER THAT I'M GIVING TO IT.]
IT FEELS LIKE A FIRE TRUCK!

QUESTION 4: WHAT TYPE OF FABRIC DO YOU LIKE RUBBED AGAINST YOUR DONG?
I DON'T LIKE THAT!

QUESTION 5: HAVE YOU EVER FUCKING A PILLOW?
ONLY YOUR MOMS!

QUESTION 6: AT WHAT VELOCITY DOES YOUR SEMEN SHOOT OUT OF YOU?
FASTER THAN CHUCK NORRIS' WELL MAYBE NOT BUT DAAAAAAYUM!

QUESTION 7: IF YOUR SCHLONG WAS ICE CREAM; WHAT FLAVOR WOULD IT BE?
ROCKY FUCKING ROAD!

This is going to ib soon so meh here.

QUESTION 1: SO, YOUR DICK. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
BLACK HAS MY SOUL, WITH A WHITE GIRL ON THE TIP.

QUESTION 2: WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU MASTURBATED TO?
THE MAIL MAN

QUESTION 3: YOUR DICK. WHAT DOES IT FEEL RIGHT. NOW.[IT PROBABLY HURTS A LITTLE 'CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO TEAR RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUCKIN' PANTS DUE TO THE BONER THAT I'M GIVING TO IT.]
IT OUT IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW.

QUESTION 4: WHAT TYPE OF FABRIC DO YOU LIKE RUBBED AGAINST YOUR DONG?
PUSSY HAIR

QUESTION 5: HAVE YOU EVER FUCKING A PILLOW?
HAVE A LOVE PILLOW OF MAI-CHAN WITH A BLADE IN HER SKULL AND HER BODY IS ON FIRE.

QUESTION 6: AT WHAT VELOCITY DOES YOUR SEMEN SHOOT OUT OF YOU?
.50 CALIBER NIGGA

QUESTION 7: IF YOUR SCHLONG WAS ICE CREAM; WHAT FLAVOR WOULD IT BE?
VIRGIN BLOOD VANILLA

edit
told ya.

1. A fleshy, peach-ish color.
2. Pokemon hentai.
3. Well, because my man-love for you, Sisami, cannot be ignored, I'm gonna have to say rock hard.
4. Silk.
5. No. Hold on... Yes.
6. The speed of light.
7. I don't know, Rocky Road?

WHERE'S THE TITS!

QUESTION 1: SO, YOUR DICK. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
WHITE!

QUESTION 2: WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU MASTURBATED TO?
SAILOR MOON AND VEGETA DOING IT. IT WAS PRETTY FUCKING HOT. WASN'T SURE WHAT I WAS LOOKING AT BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES.

QUESTION 3: YOUR DICK. WHAT DOES IT FEEL RIGHT. NOW.[IT PROBABLY HURTS A LITTLE 'CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO TEAR RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUCKIN' PANTS DUE TO THE BONER THAT I'M GIVING TO IT.
I'M ABOUT TO DO MY THING. WHAT DO YOU THINK IT FEELS LIKE? FEELING PRETTY GOOD.

QUESTION 4: WHAT TYPE OF FABRIC DO YOU LIKE RUBBED AGAINST YOUR DONG?
CLOTH OR SOMETHING SOFT IF ANYTHING.

QUESTION 5: HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED A PILLOW?
NOPE

QUESTION 6: AT WHAT VELOCITY DOES YOUR SEMEN SHOOT OUT OF YOU?
42.7MPH. MORE OF A SPEED IF ANYTHING BUT ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS TO WATCH THE FUCK OUT.

QUESTION 7: IF YOUR SCHLONG WAS ICE CREAM; WHAT FLAVOR WOULD IT BE?
RASPBERRY.

IF I HAD A CAMERA I WOULD POST MY DICK RIGHT NOW FOR YOU ALL BUT I DON'T SO TOO BAD.

QUESTION 1: SO, YOUR DICK. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
BLUE. STRANGULATION USUALLY CAUSES STRANGE COLOURS.

QUESTION 2: WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU MASTURBATED TO?
CONSCIOUSLY? PORN.

QUESTION 3: YOUR DICK. WHAT DOES IT FEEL RIGHT. NOW.[IT PROBABLY HURTS A LITTLE 'CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO TEAR RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUCKIN' PANTS DUE TO THE BONER THAT I'M GIVING TO IT.]
FEELING OKAY, WILL FEEL BETTER LATER.

QUESTION 4: WHAT TYPE OF FABRIC DO YOU LIKE RUBBED AGAINST YOUR DONG?
VAGINAL WALLS AND FEMALE LIPS WOULD BE GOOD.

QUESTION 5: HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED A PILLOW?
MY HAND WOULD GET JEALOUS.

QUESTION 6: AT WHAT VELOCITY DOES YOUR SEMEN SHOOT OUT OF YOU?
DEPENDS ON H-LEVELS. IF THE CIR-CUM-STANCES ARE RIGHT... I COULD POTENTIALLY KNOCK SOMETHING OFF THE WALL.

QUESTION 7: IF YOUR SCHLONG WAS ICE CREAM; WHAT FLAVOR WOULD IT BE?
FRENCH VANILLA FTW.

TITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

D=

No. Fuck you. Fakku is all about dicks.

QUESTION 1: SO, YOUR DICK. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
DARK PURPLE
QUESTION 2: WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU MASTURBATED TO?
POKEMON
QUESTION 3: YOUR DICK. WHAT DOES IT FEEL RIGHT. NOW.[IT PROBABLY HURTS A LITTLE 'CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO TEAR RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUCKIN' PANTS DUE TO THE BONER THAT I'M GIVING TO IT.]
ITS IN SPACE
QUESTION 4: WHAT TYPE OF FABRIC DO YOU LIKE RUBBED AGAINST YOUR DONG?
SILK BITCHES
QUESTION 5: HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED A PILLOW?
YES
QUESTION 6: AT WHAT VELOCITY DOES YOUR SEMEN SHOOT OUT OF YOU?
30 MPH
QUESTION 7: IF YOUR SCHLONG WAS ICE CREAM; WHAT FLAVOR WOULD IT BE?
ROCKY ROAD

Finally Renovartio, you're the 2nd smartest person in this thread with me being in the 1st place.

I applaud you for bringing some much needed tits.

QUESTION 1: SO, YOUR DICK. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
FUCKIN GREEN YO.
QUESTION 2: WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU MASTURBATED TO?
SISAMI
QUESTION 3: YOUR DICK. WHAT DOES IT FEEL RIGHT. NOW.[IT PROBABLY HURTS A LITTLE 'CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO TEAR RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUCKIN' PANTS DUE TO THE BONER THAT I'M GIVING TO IT.]
IT FEELS LIKE IT'S GOT PIPIN HOT GRAVY ON IT .... OH SHIT
QUESTION 4: WHAT TYPE OF FABRIC DO YOU LIKE RUBBED AGAINST YOUR DONG?
PANTIEEEEES
QUESTION 5: HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED A PILLOW?
ONCE. .....
QUESTION 6: AT WHAT VELOCITY DOES YOUR SEMEN SHOOT OUT OF YOU?
OVER 9000
QUESTION 7: IF YOUR SCHLONG WAS ICE CREAM; WHAT FLAVOR WOULD IT BE?
I do say, I do not understand the meaning of this question good sir, I respectfully decline to answer it until said question is made less mundane.

Well there's just no denying it Sisami. Safe to say the answer to all of your questions are Sisami-sama.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI4MzdkAzgI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxHDM3nHXPg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZRIzEu3wyw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16cWiWj--8E

1. neon red
2. i didn't know it at the time but it was to the thought of one day meeting sisami.
3. i lost feeling in my dick in the war maaaaaaaaaan!
4. cold hard steel
5. i destroyed that damn pillow
6. faster than a kenyan man on cocaine
7. mint chocolate chip

QUESTION 1: SO, YOUR DICK. WHAT COLOR IS IT? White boy, white colour
QUESTION 2: WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU MASTURBATED TO? lesbians on google
QUESTION 3: YOUR DICK. WHAT DOES IT FEEL RIGHT. NOW. It could use a boost *opens moe folder*
QUESTION 4: WHAT TYPE OF FABRIC DO YOU LIKE RUBBED AGAINST YOUR DONG? My hand/skin
QUESTION 5: HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED A PILLOW?No. but my ritsu tainaka dakimakura will be here very soon, we'll find out
QUESTION 6: AT WHAT VELOCITY DOES YOUR SEMEN SHOOT OUT OF YOU? it can go across the room i suppose. I've never shot in an open space
QUESTION 7: IF YOUR SCHLONG WAS ICE CREAM; WHAT FLAVOR WOULD IT BE? strawberry. red from fapping and i fuck strawberries

QUESTION 1: SO, YOUR DICK. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
BLURPLE (SO BLACK IT LOOKS PURPLE)

QUESTION 2: WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU MASTURBATED TO?
FANTASIES OF PRINCESS PEACH

QUESTION 3: YOUR DICK. WHAT DOES IT FEEL RIGHT. NOW.[IT PROBABLY HURTS A LITTLE 'CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO TEAR RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUCKIN' PANTS DUE TO THE BONER THAT I'M GIVING TO IT.]
ASLEEP RIGHT NOW. WANNA WAKE HIM UP?!?!?

QUESTION 4: WHAT TYPE OF FABRIC DO YOU LIKE RUBBED AGAINST YOUR DONG?
RUSTY NAILS

QUESTION 5: HAVE YOU EVER FUCKING A PILLOW?
THE LOCAL CHURCH'S BEANBAG

QUESTION 6: AT WHAT VELOCITY DOES YOUR SEMEN SHOOT OUT OF YOU?
SO FAST IT BREAKS THE SOUND BARRIER AND ENDS UP IN THE BAD FUTURE

QUESTION 7: IF YOUR SCHLONG WAS ICE CREAM; WHAT FLAVOR WOULD IT BE?
SALTY

QUESTION 1: SO, YOUR DICK. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
FUCKING ORANGE MAN!
QUESTION 2: WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU MASTURBATED TO?
PICOLO ON A SHEEP
QUESTION 3: YOUR DICK. WHAT DOES IT FEEL RIGHT. NOW.[IT PROBABLY HURTS A LITTLE 'CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO TEAR RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUCKIN' PANTS DUE TO THE BONER THAT I'M GIVING TO IT.]
IT FEELS LIKE IT'S GONNA BLOW!!!!
QUESTION 4: WHAT TYPE OF FABRIC DO YOU LIKE RUBBED AGAINST YOUR DONG?
FUCK FABRIC!!!!YOU USE SANDPAPER AND LIME!!!
QUESTION 5: HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED A PILLOW?
I HAVE FUCKED EVERY SINGLE ONE; INCLUDING YOURS!!
QUESTION 6: AT WHAT VELOCITY DOES YOUR SEMEN SHOOT OUT OF YOU?
FASTER AND MORE POWERFUL THAN A SPEEDING BULLET MAN!!
QUESTION 7: IF YOUR SCHLONG WAS ICE CREAM; WHAT FLAVOR WOULD IT BE?
Strawberry<3