AW YEAH. A SISAMI THREAD. SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET SEXY
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Kona-chan wrote...
Last OnlineAugust 27, 2012 at 11:16 pm
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QUESTION 1: SO, YOUR DICK. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
INVISIBLE
QUESTION 2: WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU MASTURBATED TO?
PLUTO THE DOG
QUESTION 3: YOUR DICK. WHAT DOES IT FEEL RIGHT. NOW.[IT PROBABLY HURTS A LITTLE 'CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO TEAR RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUCKIN' PANTS DUE TO THE BONER THAT I'M GIVING TO IT.]
LIMP AS FUCK. YOU SUCK AT GIVING HARD-ON'S
QUESTION 4: WHAT TYPE OF FABRIC DO YOU LIKE RUBBED AGAINST YOUR DONG?
SANDPAPER
QUESTION 5: HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED A PILLOW?
I TOOK YOUR DAKIMURA'S VIRGINITY
QUESTION 6: AT WHAT VELOCITY DOES YOUR SEMEN SHOOT OUT OF YOU?
5 CENTIMETERS PER SECOND
QUESTION 7: IF YOUR SCHLONG WAS ICE CREAM; WHAT FLAVOR WOULD IT BE?
BIRTHDAY ICE CREAM KAKE
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QUESTION 1: SO, YOUR DICK. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
CAN'T SEE WHAT COLOUR IT IS WHEN IT'S STUFFED IN BITCHES 25/8.
QUESTION 2: WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU MASTURBATED TO?
LIFEGUARD CHICK AT THE SWIMMING POOL.
QUESTION 3: YOUR DICK. WHAT DOES IT FEEL RIGHT. NOW.[IT PROBABLY HURTS A LITTLE 'CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO TEAR RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUCKIN' PANTS DUE TO THE BONER THAT I'M GIVING TO IT.]
SWINGING MORE THAN TIGER WOODS.
QUESTION 4: WHAT TYPE OF FABRIC DO YOU LIKE RUBBED AGAINST YOUR DONG?
WHATEVER SHE'S WEARING.
QUESTION 5: HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED A PILLOW?
YES. TWO. BOOBS.
QUESTION 6: AT WHAT VELOCITY DOES YOUR SEMEN SHOOT OUT OF YOU?
LADIES GET FULL FACIALS BEFORE I ORGASM.
QUESTION 7: IF YOUR SCHLONG WAS ICE CREAM; WHAT FLAVOR WOULD IT BE?
KAMITORA
CAN'T SEE WHAT COLOUR IT IS WHEN IT'S STUFFED IN BITCHES 25/8.
QUESTION 2: WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU MASTURBATED TO?
LIFEGUARD CHICK AT THE SWIMMING POOL.
QUESTION 3: YOUR DICK. WHAT DOES IT FEEL RIGHT. NOW.[IT PROBABLY HURTS A LITTLE 'CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO TEAR RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUCKIN' PANTS DUE TO THE BONER THAT I'M GIVING TO IT.]
SWINGING MORE THAN TIGER WOODS.
QUESTION 4: WHAT TYPE OF FABRIC DO YOU LIKE RUBBED AGAINST YOUR DONG?
WHATEVER SHE'S WEARING.
QUESTION 5: HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED A PILLOW?
YES. TWO. BOOBS.
QUESTION 6: AT WHAT VELOCITY DOES YOUR SEMEN SHOOT OUT OF YOU?
LADIES GET FULL FACIALS BEFORE I ORGASM.
QUESTION 7: IF YOUR SCHLONG WAS ICE CREAM; WHAT FLAVOR WOULD IT BE?
KAMITORA
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QUESTION 1: SO, YOUR DICK. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
Hellfire.
QUESTION 2: WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU MASTURBATED TO?
Hustler.
QUESTION 3: YOUR DICK. WHAT DOES IT FEEL RIGHT. NOW.[IT PROBABLY HURTS A LITTLE 'CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO TEAR RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUCKIN' PANTS DUE TO THE BONER THAT I'M GIVING TO IT.]
It feels alright. I don't have a boner, so I don't know what that last part is.
QUESTION 4: WHAT TYPE OF FABRIC DO YOU LIKE RUBBED AGAINST YOUR DONG?
The fur ripped off a lion!
QUESTION 5: HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED A PILLOW?
Nope, only my hand.
QUESTION 6: AT WHAT VELOCITY DOES YOUR SEMEN SHOOT OUT OF YOU?
30 meters per second squared
QUESTION 7: IF YOUR SCHLONG WAS ICE CREAM; WHAT FLAVOR WOULD IT BE?
Caramel Caribou
Hellfire.
QUESTION 2: WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU MASTURBATED TO?
Hustler.
QUESTION 3: YOUR DICK. WHAT DOES IT FEEL RIGHT. NOW.[IT PROBABLY HURTS A LITTLE 'CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO TEAR RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUCKIN' PANTS DUE TO THE BONER THAT I'M GIVING TO IT.]
It feels alright. I don't have a boner, so I don't know what that last part is.
QUESTION 4: WHAT TYPE OF FABRIC DO YOU LIKE RUBBED AGAINST YOUR DONG?
The fur ripped off a lion!
QUESTION 5: HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED A PILLOW?
Nope, only my hand.
QUESTION 6: AT WHAT VELOCITY DOES YOUR SEMEN SHOOT OUT OF YOU?
30 meters per second squared
QUESTION 7: IF YOUR SCHLONG WAS ICE CREAM; WHAT FLAVOR WOULD IT BE?
Caramel Caribou
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Shinji Ex wrote...
https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/1239751-48ZWP4P.gifOh dear god your avi is making me hnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg
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Tanasinn
The Bellpepper
Sisami wrote...
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. I'M CHANNELING FAKKU. TIME TO ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR DICKS. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. QUESTIONNAIRE TIME. QUESTION 1: SO, YOUR DICK. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
QUESTION 2: WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU MASTURBATED TO?
QUESTION 3: YOUR DICK. WHAT DOES IT FEEL RIGHT. NOW.[IT PROBABLY HURTS A LITTLE 'CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO TEAR RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUCKIN' PANTS DUE TO THE BONER THAT I'M GIVING TO IT.]
QUESTION 4: WHAT TYPE OF FABRIC DO YOU LIKE RUBBED AGAINST YOUR DONG?
QUESTION 5: HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED A PILLOW?
QUESTION 6: AT WHAT VELOCITY DOES YOUR SEMEN SHOOT OUT OF YOU?
QUESTION 7: IF YOUR SCHLONG WAS ICE CREAM; WHAT FLAVOR WOULD IT BE?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH. THIS IS FAKKU AT IT'S FINEST. THERE ARE NO PERSON BOUNDARIES. EVERYBODY WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT EVERYBODY ELSE'S DICKS AND THEIR MASTURBATION HABITS. PENISES.
I FEEL FAB
ULOOOOUUUUUUUUUS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1. which dick? they don't call me nine dicks for nothing niggah
2. Alice in Sexland so gold tier
3. They hunger
4. Any fabric made by tenga.
5. Not yet.
6. projectile semen. I still have to carry a gun license though.
7. Easy, mocha for the 3 at the top, orange for the middle, grasshopper on the right, cotton candy on the left, and the bottom three are napoleon.
