broke leg

so i broke my left leg in a bike wreck typing on mobile is fucking hard at hospital tonight so cant jack off

You broke your leg, and you're worried about THAT?!

I remember 2014... I broke my left arm in a crash also, but the worst part was that I couldn't jack off for over 2 months.

Trust me, I tried. Even with my right hand... it's not the same, and it doesn't work.

I totally understand this though. That sucks man. If they ask you if you want pain killers of any/all kinds, FUCKING SAY YES.

Don't be a dipshit like I was and be like "Morphine, hmm... I wanna wait till after surgery before I decide."

Why is it always the left and not the right?

Were you wearing a helmet at least

Well, seeing as they didn't break their head...

idk how you will get treated but if its a plaster cast you're getting it is going to SUCK. in numerous and unexpected ways. for a couple of months.

at first doc wanted to cut a plate in but i said nope and he was like "ok are you afraid of pain". then he got an intern with a nurse together and the three of them started wrestling with my leg ie. got my bone set

fun fun fun

edit i jacked off just fine

im getting plate and six screws but they doing it tomorrow because they failed to set my bone and need to cut my leg open to set it welp at least i get some oxy for the pain so its not all bad yet

awww shiet

I broke my tibia and fibula when I was 17, being stupid with a carriage bike. My leg is still fucked to this day.

Atleast you can keep your leg.... they didn't let me keep my half foot in a jar.

Once sliced the tendon on my right thumb, did not stop me from masturbating.
You can afford to spend one day no touching yourself tho, it's not like your balls are a timebomb set to explode unless they are emptied every 12 hours.

Well if you weren't a retard this wouldn't have happened.

Pay more money to get the hot nurse and 'accidentally' leave some hospital hentai open to get her some ideas.

Unless you're ugly. Then you're not fucked.

T_T I wasn't fucked... sadly.

Also I was discharged on Thursday of this week but I've been too crippled and tired lazy to get online except to fap.

They kept me longer because the nerve medication they gave me fucked with my eyesight for some reason. Stupid rare yet serious side effects. It was Omepothylsomething or other, I can't even remember what they called it but it was in a box and the fluid came in through my IV... fucking hate IVs though. Couldn't get the damn thing out of my arm fast enough.

Back to shitposting webm threads.

how did i miss this fuck. should've downloaded night shift nurses on phone and leave it somewhere the nurse treating me could check

Honestly the nurse that took care of me was a dude so I didn't even bother... I wish they sent me hot milf nurse to nurse me back to full hp lel maybe it was cause i hit on the doctor so she sent me dudes to kill any chance i had

ye that was probably it

Dude, why would you hit on the doctor?

It's the nurses you want, not the doctors.

Nurses have the healing hands.

I've never broken a bone in my body.

Lucky for you (really), broken bones are not fun. They start off as the worst charlie horse you ever had and continue on as a throbbing painful hell until your bones heal (personal experience, multiple broken bones).

My leg is still fucked, even after having a metal bar put in my leg. That thick part on the small leg bone to the right, that is my fused fibula, it got broken along with my fibula and twisted at a weird angle.