broke leg

So much for the "break a leg" motivation.

Yeah, after it heals. Now that I'm moving on crutches, it'll be hard to ride a bike for a while.

Granted, it'll feel awkward for at least a week or two after I start riding again. Been in enough bike accidents to experience that multiple times.

Though, this is the first time injuring my left leg. Most of my accidents injured my arms/right leg. How lucky.

Maybe I should stop riding with no hands while texting and listening to music lol.

P.S. I don't text while riding that often, but I ride with no hands and listen to music most of the time.

Hey I know what can help, get pain killers! My doctor set me up with good morphine when I broke my face...

(I wish it was a joke but sadly my face will forever be deformed from breaking multiple bones in my skull. Probably minor brain damage but nothing significant enough to limit daily functions and the pursuit of knowledge / working full-time labor jobs)

Anyway, if you live in Oregon, and have decent medical insurance (Not Obamacare, MAYBE some forms of Medicare), I can pm you a list of places with doctors that are able to administer better pain killers

(Oxycodone is shit, don't even let your doctors pass you that shit. They gave it to me for months and it didn't prevent even half the pain. Hydrocodone is also shit. Anything with Acetaminophen is also shit, Ibuprofen is shit but not as bad as Acetaminophen, basically anything below Morphine level isn't going to reduce your pain that much. They probably won't let you leave the hospital after administering it, but if you go to OHSU for example, their food is REALLY good [at a fucking hospital no less, I know from how many times I've been there as a patient] so you'll be in moderately good comfort. Just make sure to bring something to entertain yourself, the TV channels are boring as fuck.)

your walls of text bro... chill

also drugs are bad lol, mmmkay

Morphine is wonderful. I can see why heroin is the weendown drug for it in the 1800's.

Any updates in that leg healing?

Still hoppin around on crutches. Should be good enough to walk without crutches or cast in 4-5 weeks but only if I don't do stupid jackass shit lol also they tell me to wait till i follow up with doctor to get the cast off but this is itchy as fuck i aint waiting that long... 2 months out till then anyway

pain is becoming duller but more constant, which i guess is a big plus and small minus. sharp sudden pains were a bitch

You should probably focus on healing, instead of batin' all the time. Or use your imagination.

Stop bitching. I had about a quarter of my left quadicep removed and some kind of drainage thing put in my leg. Not only was I pumped full of morphine, my mom was also around a lot. I still found a way to hobble into the bathroom and fap at least once every day. I didn't even have hot nurses, but I overcame adversity.

But, bitching is my specialty...

It doesn't matter though by the time you posted this I'd been out of the hospital for a while. I'm almost fine to walk normally again now.