Come, join the dark side...

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Oh I'm so sorry for you nash ;-;

;-;

Yaoi sex?

So how bout them Cowboys!

Brokeback mountain?

LOTION + LIGHT BULBS = ALL DAY!

But don't crush the bulbs with your ass...

Who said anything about putting them in my ass?

I am going to try to fit them in my urethra

Yeah right lol.

btw toothache fucking sucks. Have had this for days, but today the dentist is fucking closed. Gonna go tomorrow... meh

But aren't you a toothfairy?

I know you want to be..but you are not death panda (or whatever your ava is) =P

I am the toothfairy of guro, I would have to smash my fucking teeth in so I can lay some guro manga under my pillow.

OLOLOLOLOL

Just think of all those yummy intestines

Yesterday I discovered that RL Milf porn makes me fap furiously.

I has a disappoint in my FUCKING TOOTHACHE sadface.

Good now replace MILF pr0n with guro please.

Kind ironic to fap to guro when you're in pain...

You should guro yourself and fap to your own pain.

That would not make me cum.

Need wimminz. Maybe I can stalk that girl I was talking about... and you know, there's still some room under my bed to hide a body.

and then you tie her and locked her in a dark room full with S&M equipment,whipe her till she got bruises all over her body,dump buckets of ketchup on her.
WAIT!
that's what i want to do to ketchup!

Ok Ok here's teh plan. I fly to Germany, wait until she's asleep, then tape up her legs and hands, then when she wakes up I'll tape her mouth shut. Then I will put ther body in a bag and bring her to your place. Then have knives and a fire ready. We will both put butcher knives in a fire until the blade is glowing red and burn her to death by sticking the burning knife through her head until it goes through.

but then I have to go back in time because murder is bad and we can go to jail for that.