Corrupt a dream

No more bull crap threads from me :evil: (I think)

The rules are simple, you state something that you've always wanted, wanted to do, etc. and the next poster messes it up.

example: I wish I was an anime character


next post - Sure, but you're a random background character and you die in the first episode.


I'll start
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I wish I had superhuman speed.

But that only applies to cumming. LOL!

I wish I had a harem.

:arrow:

i wished that my wishes could come true.

but you get a School Days bad end

@Nate
but you die when you get it

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I wish Samuel L. Jackson was my roomate

:arrow:

Why? he's probably gonna snore a lot

I wish that u'd stop corrupting my dreams.

But then you live a nightmare

I wish I could go to C75

i wish for your wishes to come true

:arrow:

the truth is, i want to as well(therefore by corruptin urs, i'm only hurting myself)

*sign* money money money

But then yu go bankrupt

I wish I had a deathnote

But you'd end up like Light. Only much sooner.

I wish I had four stomachs. yeah.

you want to be a cow?

i wish to travel all over the world

It's a shame you're blind.

I want my dreams to be corrupted.

Too bad, you don't have any

OMG I just found a ton of pron!

Too bad it's Yaoi.

I wish I had high-speed.

But then a much faster one would come out for half the price

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I wish the good endings of school days happened to me!!! (hah lets see you corrupt this one!!!)

Tough one...
But you forgot the condom

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

(Thats not bad!!!! That would make it better and since theire good endings all the girls get along, so having children wouln't be a problem for me!!!! THANKS I'll be sleeping soundly tonight!!!)

But we are all humans!!! WE NEED TO SLEEP!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!....*yawn*

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I wish I was link and actually married Malon..... (*sigh* cute ranch girl)

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Am I going to have to do to you what I did to Link?
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^but since you (Link) can't talk, you somehow get forced into a marriage with Kotake and Koume (the two witches) and you can't say anything about it.

I really want to get that Mustang this month.

but it will be filled with ferrets and the doors will get stuck when you get inside.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
cause if i were a oscar mayer weiner
everyone would be in love
oh everyone would be in love
everyone would be in love with me

But then you realize just how unhealthy you would be and you go into despair.

I wish I could zap people into becoming my servants