Corrupt a dream

But then they'd all decided it was in your best interest for you to die.

I wish I knew why everyone always says things about despair to me....oh wait.

i guess i dont have to mess that up further...

i wish i could bend space and time

But you get trapped in zero space.

I wish I could transform into animals.

Too bad there's a good chance of you getting shot.

I wish I had a chain gun.

You will get killed with it.

I wish I was rich.

:arrow:

that's contradiction

i wish i can win that contest on the front page.

but it ends up in your neighbor's mail.

I wish I was a rock star.

The you end up like jimmy hendrix... but without the fame

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I wish I was the main character in "Teacher's Pet" (hah you cant possibly corrupt this one!!!)

(I wouldn't mind being married to Koume and Kotake if they stay fused together I would be damn happy to be married to that!!! Plus I would be ganondorf's dad and that would be awesome!!!)

The mustang would crash and you would go to jail for manslaughter where you would get sadomized....

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I wish I couldnt ever die of anything...

Enjoy the rest of your life stuck in a solid block of concrete.

I wish I was as badass as Guts.

but your so badass that everyone hates you and wont go near you
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I wish i could divide by zero

You can never divide by zero, the calculator says so.

I wish I knew the secrets to the universe.

You know the secrets but you go insane from all the knowledge.
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I wish bitter virgin got translated faster

It will be translated in hieroglyphs.
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I wish I had an endless supply of cheese cake.

u eat all of it and die from ur stomich being to full
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i wish that i have a better life then this that i live... :(

[size=1]beat that fools(and thats a real wish)[/h]

Unfortunately it's as a fly.

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I wish I was human.

Expect you get AIDS

I wish i lived were i did last month (real :( )