Corrupt A Wish

Granted.
You don't come down.

I wish for a sandwich.

Denied, you cant.

I wish karma didnt exist.

Granted!! But since Phoenix Wright copyrighted those phrases you have to pay him 50 bucks every time you shout those words

I wish there was no sickness

Your wish is granted.
The universe now balances out life and death through painful accidents and torture instead of illness.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Wish granted, you now know what you wish for, but it is something you know you will never attain. Every day, the knowledge of what you truly most desire, and the knowledge that you will never attain it, eats away at you. You feel good when you ponder on what it would feel like if you attained your wish, and yet you cry when you remember it will never come true. Your sanity, your sense of reason, tolerance, and patience, is eaten away, day by day, slowly but surely. One day, you learn that your mom has died giving birth to your younger brother. When you learn this, you laugh. You laugh out loud, harder than you have ever laughed before, at the cruel, cruel irony; while others stare at you, shocked and in disgust. You've finally realized how you could attain your wish. But the cost was grave. Deadly grave.

I wish someone knew what I wanted most.

I wish that the next user who posts is competent

Denied.

I wish that Lulu could make PS sigs better

Granted.
He is now shit at everything else.

I wish I wasn't this tired.

granted....now you can never sleep...at some piont in time you go crazy from no sleep and die

i wish all the cute girls (20 to 30) would my sex slaves

Granted.
You are trapped forever in their endless spiral of lust unable to do anything else but please yourself eventually dying from exhaustion and/or starvation and dehydration.

I wish I could get something to eat without going to the kitchen.

granted.
but you eat too much and die fat

i wish a girl(20 to 30)and not bite it off
would give me a fellatio

Granted. A succubus is OK, right? At least you'll die happy.

I wish I wasn't this lazy...

granted.
you are a heath nut...always eating heathy foods..you will never eat fast food or any other unheathy foods

i wish i could rule the world

Granted.
After being proclaimed King of the World your most loyal adviser assassinates you and takes the kingdom to himself staging the murder as a tragic accident.


I wish I had better headphones.

Granted..
the headphones are cursed and you can never take them off..you live thr rest of your life with them on..

I wish i could learn my ture name

Granted.
but now your gundam is so loud that you go deaf

i wish that my lover would never kill me

Granted. You'll be killed before she'll ever get the chance.

I wish someone would finish this translation for me...