Corrupt A Wish

Granted but the hands have a mind of there own

i wish i could cum lot

granted but hot sauce comes out instead of semen

I wish Shinichi Miyamoto and Star-chan were active again

granted Shinichi Miyamoto and Star-chan quit fakku

i wish every girl (20 to 30) want me

granted. the world undergoes a zombie infestation- they are all zombies now


i want some coco.....

Wish granted. The crazy bird-airplane-tree-thing named Coco from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends finds where you live and constantly bothers you. Unfortunately, no one else can see her, or your "bruises". But it's all so painfully real to you. You slowly go mad, and one day, they find your corpse. But for some strange reason, the head is gone, and instead, there's a coconut, which gives off an aura of madness.

I wish for a third penis.

granted, in your ass


i wish i was a beauty queen

granted but no will ever date you for they fear u are out of their league

I wish for world peace.

granted, commence project instrumentality


i wish i wasnt such a bitch all the time

Wish NOT granted, you will remain bitchy lol

I wish Americans girls could actually be in shape.

granted, they are all body builders


i wish to know why my wish wasn't granted

Granted but you forget why 2 seconds later

I wish I knew what to wish for

Granted you'll find what you want to wish for but it'll never happen

i wish i could live forever

granted, you're a sparkly vegetarian vampire


i wish i ruled the world

granted, you can only hear your mom's thoughts



i wish i was a guy

granted, you drink magical elfen coffee and never fall asleep ever again


i wish i had a tail

granted.... someone steals it and assassinates the president with it, they blame it on you


i wish i could eat all the candy i want and never get fat