[Locked] Dear Kalistean
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Takerial
Lovable Teddy Bear
So since I'm all wise and shit. I'm opening up an advice column for people who want to send me questions.
You can either post them here, or be all gay and shit and pm me the questions where I will then reveal what question it is and who posted it defeating the purpose of pming it.
You can either post them here, or be all gay and shit and pm me the questions where I will then reveal what question it is and who posted it defeating the purpose of pming it.
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Kalistean wrote...
So since I'm all wise and shit. I'm opening up an advice column for people who want to send me questions.You can either post them here, or be all gay and shit and pm me the questions where I will then reveal what question it is and who posted it defeating the purpose of pming it.
Why you do this?
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Takerial
Lovable Teddy Bear
Sneakyone wrote...
Kalistean wrote...
So since I'm all wise and shit. I'm opening up an advice column for people who want to send me questions.You can either post them here, or be all gay and shit and pm me the questions where I will then reveal what question it is and who posted it defeating the purpose of pming it.
Why you do this?
Dear Sneakyone:
I do this shit because I wish to share all my awesomeness with everyone. It would be unfair of me to keep it contained and deprive the world of it.
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I believe that making PMs public is one of the few things on here that can get you the banhammer. Otherwise, good luck with your Dear Abby column.
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Takerial
Lovable Teddy Bear
Then how am I suppose to respond to them as an advice columnist? That doesn't make sense.
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Kalistean wrote...
Sneakyone wrote...
Kalistean wrote...
So since I'm all wise and shit. I'm opening up an advice column for people who want to send me questions.You can either post them here, or be all gay and shit and pm me the questions where I will then reveal what question it is and who posted it defeating the purpose of pming it.
Why you do this?
Dear Sneakyone:
I do this shit because I wish to share all my awesomeness with everyone. It would be unfair of me to keep it contained and deprive the world of it.
You are a saint, you should travel to poor countries spreading your message
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Takerial
Lovable Teddy Bear
Zak wrote...
Hey Kalistean, do you loooooooooooooooooooooooove me?Dear Zak:
No I do not love whores. I only hit them.
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Dear Abby,
I would like to shit all over your face. I don't really have any questions, I just wanted you to know how I feel about everything you do. Please continue to be below average in everything you do.
Yours truly,
Space Cowboy
I would like to shit all over your face. I don't really have any questions, I just wanted you to know how I feel about everything you do. Please continue to be below average in everything you do.
Yours truly,
Space Cowboy
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Takerial
Lovable Teddy Bear
Space Cowboy wrote...
Dear Abby,I would like to shit all over your face. I don't really have any questions, I just wanted you to know how I feel about everything you do. Please continue to be below average in everything you do.
Yours truly,
Space Cowboy
Dear Space Cowboy:
Wrong Columnist.
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Takerial
Lovable Teddy Bear
Sneakyone wrote...
Kalistean wrote...
Sneakyone wrote...
Kalistean wrote...
So since I'm all wise and shit. I'm opening up an advice column for people who want to send me questions.You can either post them here, or be all gay and shit and pm me the questions where I will then reveal what question it is and who posted it defeating the purpose of pming it.
Why you do this?
Dear Sneakyone:
I do this shit because I wish to share all my awesomeness with everyone. It would be unfair of me to keep it contained and deprive the world of it.
You are a saint, you should travel to poor countries spreading your message
Dear Sneakyone:
Alright. But I will need funds. I will ask you to donate generously to this cause as you seem so enthusiastic for it.
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Kalistean wrote...
Sneakyone wrote...
Kalistean wrote...
Sneakyone wrote...
Kalistean wrote...
So since I'm all wise and shit. I'm opening up an advice column for people who want to send me questions.You can either post them here, or be all gay and shit and pm me the questions where I will then reveal what question it is and who posted it defeating the purpose of pming it.
Why you do this?
Dear Sneakyone:
I do this shit because I wish to share all my awesomeness with everyone. It would be unfair of me to keep it contained and deprive the world of it.
You are a saint, you should travel to poor countries spreading your message
Dear Sneakyone:
Alright. But I will need funds. I will ask you to donate generously to this cause as you seem so enthusiastic for it.
Nope
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Takerial
Lovable Teddy Bear
Sneakyone wrote...
Kalistean wrote...
Sneakyone wrote...
Kalistean wrote...
Sneakyone wrote...
Kalistean wrote...
So since I'm all wise and shit. I'm opening up an advice column for people who want to send me questions.You can either post them here, or be all gay and shit and pm me the questions where I will then reveal what question it is and who posted it defeating the purpose of pming it.
Why you do this?
Dear Sneakyone:
I do this shit because I wish to share all my awesomeness with everyone. It would be unfair of me to keep it contained and deprive the world of it.
You are a saint, you should travel to poor countries spreading your message
Dear Sneakyone:
Alright. But I will need funds. I will ask you to donate generously to this cause as you seem so enthusiastic for it.
Nope
Dear Sneakyone:
Then sleep with the knowledge that you are depriving the world of my awesomeness.
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Kalistean wrote...
Sneakyone wrote...
Kalistean wrote...
Sneakyone wrote...
Kalistean wrote...
Sneakyone wrote...
Kalistean wrote...
So since I'm all wise and shit. I'm opening up an advice column for people who want to send me questions.You can either post them here, or be all gay and shit and pm me the questions where I will then reveal what question it is and who posted it defeating the purpose of pming it.
Why you do this?
Dear Sneakyone:
I do this shit because I wish to share all my awesomeness with everyone. It would be unfair of me to keep it contained and deprive the world of it.
You are a saint, you should travel to poor countries spreading your message
Dear Sneakyone:
Alright. But I will need funds. I will ask you to donate generously to this cause as you seem so enthusiastic for it.
Nope
Dear Sneakyone:
Then sleep with the knowledge that you are depriving the world of my awesomeness.
Ill definitely lose sleep
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Dear Kalistean,
It came to my attention that the weather is rather cold and that I am feeling rather ill. I also have to attend school at night. What should I wear in order to stay resistant to the chilling winds? What should I do to feel better?
Sincerely yours,
theonewhoeats.
It came to my attention that the weather is rather cold and that I am feeling rather ill. I also have to attend school at night. What should I wear in order to stay resistant to the chilling winds? What should I do to feel better?
Sincerely yours,
theonewhoeats.
