[Locked] Dear Kalistean

Dear Iam person guy who I don't want to type out his name:

B----D


Dear Slayer Nexus:

Your momma

Dear theonewhoeats:

You should go and kill a wild bear and steal his fur coat to keep yourself warm. As for you sickness, you should just man the fuck up and get over it already.

Dear mangaka:

That depends. Would you have actually finished the manga by now? If you did, I would likely not. But if you had not completed by then, I would aim for you balls.

dear kalistean

im drawing while im browsing fakku and deviantart
and im script writing a hentai story my good sir :3

yours truly, mangaka350

(p.s)

IM MAKING A K-ON!! DOUJIN!!!!

Dear Kali
You should start a formspring

truly yours,
~Iam

good, i will fap fap fap when it's done.

Dear Kalistean,

Did you expect serious questions to be posted?

Dear Kalistean,

If the coefficient of pi times (x to the 3rd power) is 3.5100987, what is x?

Dear Obviously Old Enough To Be Browsing This Site,

Why are your threads so good?

Sincerely yours, Sarcasm.

Kali, Kali, Kalistean 8ball!

Will I win the lottery anytime soon!?

Dear Kalistean, you're a faggot.

Dear Kalistean:

How do i cure my aids, but still spread it around the world in my evil plot of making all the world's men unable to product children so i can be the baby daddy x billion times.

Sincerity

stuck with a needle in my junk.

I lol'd hard.

Dear Mangaka:

DRAW FASTER YOU BITCH!


Dear Whateveryournameis:

Alright.


Dear Sebastian:

What, are you trying to tell me all of these questions are not serious! How dare you belittle these people and their problems!

Dear Antone:

X is me fucking your momma up the ass until it bleeds.

Dear Sarcasm:

You have a weird name. But of course my threads are awesome, because I am large amounts of awesome and have decided to spread it to everyone else so they too can enjoy my awesomeness.

Dear Aai:

No, you statistical idiot.

Dear Sisami:

Of course, who doesn't love to suck some cock now and then.

Dear animefreak_usa:

Obviously you need to extract some of your blood and mix it with hospital supplies so as to dirty it with the AIDS and spread it around. As for a cure, eat some babies.

Dear kalistean,

How did you make a thread worse than one of Mangaka's? I thought it was impossible.

Dear deadpresident:

It's not my fault you're a fucktard.

Be that as it may, you still haven't answered my question.

Dear Fucktard:

I am sorry that you are an idiot. I am also sorry that you fail at everything you do.

Please take condolences in knowing that you will most likely be beaten to death for you idiocy before too long has passed.

well this thread made me lol anyway

Dear Kalistean,

but fa real mon, i'm thinking about getting a new flat screen T.V any ideas on what brand I should get?

Dear Aai:

Whichever brand you can steal from your neighbors without getting caught.

Dear Kalistean,

Thank you for your advice! I will give word of your deeds!