Do Bears Have Marital Problems?

As soon as I saw the thread title I knew it was IB material. Sometimes it just takes a while for people to notice shit threads or for a thread to be moved.

Not all couple sleeps in the same bed, and it's just a children's fable so get on with it, you know most of them does not even making any sense.

[EDIT]: No, an IB quality thread does not need "OP IS A FAGGOT" to be determined as IB quality.
Half of the threads in IB doesn't even have it, so yeah, you're wrong.

Okay so how do you tell whether a thread should go in IB or in Random?

Papa bear's bed was the couch. He was working extra shifts just to put porridge on the table. Mama bear thought he was spending time with some whore bear, so she wouldn't let him near the honey pot. They were just starting to work shit out and went out to have a family dinner. To make a long story short, when they found a blonde "whore" in their house, Mama and Papa bear's marriage took a turn for the worse. Baby bear has turned to drugs and alcohol and, occasionally, mauls blonde hookers in cheap hotel rooms.