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Otaku emoticons
From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Japanese smileys are interesting in the way that Otaku regularly use them in an attempt to make their emoticons looks more anime-ish, thus deserving a punch in the fucking face. Unfortunately, one cannot punch an Otaku in the face across the internets, therefore we are resorted to trolling for the lulz.

Here is a list of Otaku emoticons:

^O^ User is orgasming
^_^ User is looking up at the sky, waiting for a pile of shit to land on their forehead.
(())3=8) User is an african; rare as there are no niggers on the Internet.
-_- Person using this smiley is most likely taking it up the ass, which results in a grotesque face contortion similar to -_-
o_O Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye; it's bigger than the other.
O_O Same as above, except having 2 fucked up eyes
^.^ Looks almost like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, but Otaku don't believe in Christmas so who the fuck knows
x_x Otaku just drank poison, hopefully
^_~ Just recently got cum splattered in their eye so they're trying to wink out the burning sensation
;_; Supposed to resemble a crying emoticon but it looks more like a fuckin' four-eyed extraterrestrial.
>_< Victim of trolling lulz
n_n Rainbows for eyes are supposed to represent an Otaku's pride in being a faggot
T_T Telephone poles got shoved in their eyesockets
^v^ O RLY???!!!!
^o^ Represents an Otaku's willingness to perform fellatio on you.
^=^ Furry smiley, stay the fuck away
X3

Deepthroat Giving head in this series of action
XO<===================3
X===3
X3
._. Represents a reaction to coming across a big cock ready to accepted in any orifice.
>.> Someone shifting their eyes, attempting to find a cock to suck. If used repeatedly, failing to find a suitable cock.
(``){0.0}(``) This piece of shit is a bear. Yes, it's a bear. Its got 2 claws and a big ugly anime motherfuckin face.
\_d(O.O)b_/ This is a WTF reaction. Only used when the person using it can not find a cock anywhere. Noone thinks this is funny.
(>^_^)> User is a fatty and dancing. Fatty can be assumed anyhow because they are on the internets.
(>^_^(>0_0)> User is experiencing surprise sex.
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〒_〒 User has discovered more about Japan than Animu, Mangos and Pocky, and is crying because he or she will have to purchase two tickets to Japan to accommodate their girth, which they can't afford because they used up so much money on Animu, Mangoes and Pocky.
の＿の User is unsure of a translation, because it isn't one of the three Japanese phrases he or she knows.
=_= The unholy lovechild of the -_- face and that atrocious cocknazi catface. Otaku's think it makes them look cool, but like the above it's just a 4 eyed piece of anime shit, with a fucking line for a mouth.
._; wat
<3 The average size of a weeaboo's penis.
BTW, if you use any of these, you should be shot and your family should be raped ^_^.

So.... you're ready to dine in hell and have your family get raped?

XO<===================3

What, I can't hear you because my dick is in your mouth.

funny that you said that because if it was for rape i wouldn't of been born and if you read the beginning you know i didn't write this




that cool im sucking your dick and tegumi is fucking your tight virgin ass

Adopted, or was your mother able to get over the trauma enough?

she married the fucker

I know you didn't write this however I don't care.

That's.... wow.

What just happened in this thread.

it like a lifetime movie.. but this one doesn't suck

Heh, lifetime. The "why you should hate men" channel.

I suppose something like that would be a more interesting twist than the whole "She overcomes all her problems and becomes a strong solitary woman." that happens in every one of their movies.

deep emotional discussion about my birth via rape and rapist married my mother
he ain't heavy he my dad...

So, do you like, hate your dad?

This is a somewhat unique situation.

^__^

i don't hate him or like him, i haven't see him in ten years.

i wasn't his fault about the rape, he didn't know she was thirteen.... yeah statutory rape

waiting for a pile of shit to land on your forehead.

sorry for the 2x post

^v^?

yeah ^v^ do you want a chocolate covered pretzel

Oh, then that's slightly different.

Geez man, you had me thinking it was forceful rape.

just seeing people reactions

in a lighter note i going home to fuck my wife