do care just leaving this here

animefreak_usa · 2010-07-28T05:53:01+00:00

Otaku emoticons From Encyclopedia Dramatica Japanese smileys are interesting in the way that Otaku regularly use them in an attempt to make their emoticons looks more anime-ish, thus deserving a punch in the fucking face. Unfortunately, one cannot punch an Otaku in the face across the internets, therefore we are resorted to trolling for the lulz. Here is a list of Otaku emoticons: ^O^ User is orgasming ^_^ User is looking up at the sky, waiting for a pile of shit to land on their forehead. (())3=8) User is an african; rare as there are no niggers on the Internet. -_- Person using this smiley is most likely taking it up the ass, which results in a grotesque face contortion similar to -_- o_O Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye; it's bigger than the other. O_O Same as above, except having 2 fucked up eyes ^.^ Looks almost like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, but Otaku don't believe in Christmas so who the fuck knows x_x Otaku just drank poison, hopefully ^_~ Just recently got cum splattered in their eye so they're trying to wink out the burning sensation ;_; Supposed to resemble a crying emoticon but it looks more like a fuckin' four-eyed extraterrestrial. >_< Victim of trolling lulz n_n Rainbows for eyes are supposed to represent an Otaku's pride in being a faggot T_T Telephone poles got shoved in their eyesockets ^v^ O RLY???!!!! ^o^ Represents an Otaku's willingness to perform fellatio on you. ^=^ Furry smiley, stay the fuck away X3 Deepthroat Giving head in this series of action XO.> Someone shifting their eyes, attempting to find a cock to suck. If used repeatedly, failing to find a suitable cock. (``){0.0}(``) This piece of shit is a bear. Yes, it's a bear. Its got 2 claws and a big ugly anime motherfuckin face. \_d(O.O)b_/ This is a WTF reaction. Only used when the person using it can not find a cock anywhere. Noone thinks this is funny. (>^_^)> User is a fatty and dancing. Fatty can be assumed anyhow because they are on the internets. (>^_^(>0_0)> User is experiencing surprise sex. >> ã€’_ã€’ User has discovered more about Japan than Animu, Mangos and Pocky, and is crying because he or she will have to purchase two tickets to Japan to accommodate their girth, which they can't afford because they used up so much money on Animu, Mangoes and Pocky. ã�®ï¼¿ã�® User is unsure of a translation, because it isn't one of the three Japanese phrases he or she knows. =_= The unholy lovechild of the -_- face and that atrocious cocknazi catface. Otaku's think it makes them look cool, but like the above it's just a 4 eyed piece of anime shit, with a fucking line for a mouth. ._; wat

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Takerial Lovable Teddy Bear

15 years ago

animefreak_usa wrote...

Kalistean wrote...

animefreak_usa wrote...

Kalistean wrote...

So, do you like, hate your dad?

This is a somewhat unique situation.

i don't hate him or like him, i haven't see him in ten years.

i wasn't his fault about the rape, he didn't know she was thirteen.... yeah statutory rape

Oh, then that's slightly different.

Geez man, you had me thinking it was forceful rape.

just seeing people reactions

in a lighter note i going home to fuck my wife

Is it going to be a nice hard fucking, or more of a romance thing?

animefreak_usa Child of Samael

15 years ago

Kalistean wrote...

animefreak_usa wrote...

Kalistean wrote...

animefreak_usa wrote...

Kalistean wrote...

So, do you like, hate your dad?

This is a somewhat unique situation.

i don't hate him or like him, i haven't see him in ten years.

i wasn't his fault about the rape, he didn't know she was thirteen.... yeah statutory rape

Oh, then that's slightly different.

Geez man, you had me thinking it was forceful rape.

just seeing people reactions

in a lighter note i going home to fuck my wife

Is it going to be a nice hard fucking, or more of a romance thing?

keeping with the spirit of this thread, nah nevermind

fuck her gently then hard

Callonia

15 years ago

Unsigned wrote...

What just happened in this thread.

We found someone's skeleton in the close.

Takerial Lovable Teddy Bear

15 years ago

animefreak_usa wrote...

Kalistean wrote...

animefreak_usa wrote...

Kalistean wrote...

animefreak_usa wrote...

Kalistean wrote...

So, do you like, hate your dad?

This is a somewhat unique situation.

i don't hate him or like him, i haven't see him in ten years.

i wasn't his fault about the rape, he didn't know she was thirteen.... yeah statutory rape

Oh, then that's slightly different.

Geez man, you had me thinking it was forceful rape.

just seeing people reactions

in a lighter note i going home to fuck my wife

Is it going to be a nice hard fucking, or more of a romance thing?

keeping with the spirit of this thread, nah nevermind

fuck her gently then hard

That's the way I usually like to fuck my fiance.

Zak

15 years ago

@ anime_freak:

Your ava makes everything you type funnier...

Even when its not meant to be funny...

Takerial Lovable Teddy Bear

15 years ago

Zak wrote...

@ anime_freak:

Your ava makes everything you type funnier...

Even when its not meant to be funny...

The ending to the manga was quite amusing.

Zak

15 years ago

Kalistean wrote...

Zak wrote...

@ anime_freak:

Your ava makes everything you type funnier...

Even when its not meant to be funny...

The ending to the manga was quite amusing.

Actually I dont even know what manga thats from, it just kinda makes everything thats typed next to it seem funnier...

Takerial Lovable Teddy Bear

15 years ago

Zak wrote...

Kalistean wrote...

Zak wrote...

@ anime_freak:

Your ava makes everything you type funnier...

Even when its not meant to be funny...

The ending to the manga was quite amusing.

Actually I dont even know what manga thats from, it just kinda makes everything thats typed next to it seem funnier...

http://www.mangareader.net/220/ai-kora.html

NEXUS Since 2010

15 years ago

Speaking of avatars what's with yours Kalistean? That girl needs a hug.

Takerial Lovable Teddy Bear

15 years ago

SLAYER NEXUS wrote...

Speaking of avatars what's with yours Kalistean? That girl needs a hug.

It's from Kanon.

do you really want to know why?

NEXUS Since 2010

15 years ago

Kalistean wrote...

SLAYER NEXUS wrote...

Speaking of avatars what's with yours Kalistean? That girl needs a hug.

It's from Kanon.

do you really want to know why?

Out of random curiosity.... Fuck yes!!

Takerial Lovable Teddy Bear

15 years ago

sent pm cause people will bitch otherwise.

The Phenomenal One

15 years ago

animefreak_usa wrote...

he didn't know she was thirteen...

I lol'd.

animefreak_usa Child of Samael

15 years ago

Zak wrote...

@ anime_freak:

Your ava makes everything you type funnier...

Even when its not meant to be funny...

the advantage of being a fat otaku with the love of tsudere characters

The Phenomenal One wrote...

animefreak_usa wrote...

he didn't know she was thirteen...

I lol'd.

funny but true
im 27 my mom is 40

Takerial Lovable Teddy Bear

15 years ago

Hrm, you're the same age as my older brother.

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