Do you belong in the kitchen?

So here is the question everyone is wanting to ask.

No need to post really, just discuss why males like to impersonate females, why females never say they are females, and why some females just say it up front and enjoy all the ass kiss they get?

From what I counted, there are 9 known females on fakku. Not saying who they are because there's too many adolescent teenagers wantin some poon on the fucking internet. No need to be ashamed, its true and everyone else knows it, but I digress.
Discuss.

EDIT: Avoid the thread all you want, but you know you want to ask. Just so you aren't hitting on a guy in your chat threads.

Aww, no option for male, acting like a sane human being? Although I can understand that it's hard to believe such a thing exists... :D

Last time i impersonated a female it was for trolling

Illumi, don't tell anyone i'm a *********

As everybody knows that on the internetz:
G = Guy
I = In
R = Real
L = Life

Do not be afraid to vote. Like I said earlier, the male to female ratio is about 99% males, 1% females. Seriously. Don't try flirting on this forum, you're hitting on a dude.

BY THE WAY, I made this thread to STOP this ridiculous action from taking place on IB. We have too many GUY ON GUY relationships where both partners believe the other in female. Goddamn, this is like a sausage fest with masks.

I'm a guy.

as for those who pretend to be women, it can be a multitude of things, For some it may be that they want to be or like to be treated like a women (adored, sought after, etc) while some may do it for the lulz (trolls pranksters etc). I thought about it a bit, and I think that some will cyber and such as a women just to have some new material to think about. I mean, whats more arousing, some naughty wordplay you typed up about some character from an anime, or some random person describing what he would do to a hot sexy women?

As for why women decide not to acknowledge there gender, it's the same reason you won't give out their names, for every one intelligent, respectful user online, there are two dozen 14 year olds screaming "A/S/L!". To be honest I have tried the online Iming with a "Horny hot teen" (read "40yr old dude") and I can't stand how terrible the grammar is. I want your sentences to flow, some form of punctuation, not " I tk mi shrt of".

As for girls on the net in general, I don't care, most of the camwhores stay on myspace, and the few intelligent and witty ones manage to make it to places like this. Good luck ladies.

I'm a guy. In some other forums, some people thought I was a girl since I have my avatar set as a girl. WTF?

@Blaruto : The reason why they thought u were a girl with anime avatar is THEY'RE NOT OTAKU WTF ! Ruuu...

3rd option, right here.

Pictures of my guns coming soon.

I have answered to your beckoning.


I'm female. 100%. ASk everyone that knows me.

I just woke up... =A=

I'm a tomboy kind of? Does that help? xD

Shit, that deep, low tone voice had me completely fooled. As well as your short spikey black hair and manly adam's apple.

YOU HEARD THE MAN.

It's true..
He is a girl on sterroids.

I can vouch for this.

number 3 is my choice ! Ruu...

I missed your sexy, vixen body bro. Where've you been?

He loves it in the pooper. Especially eggplants... and durians...

I have been laying low. Posting only when I feel the mood really strikes me. I know that I am only part of the problem of older members becoming less active there by letting these newbies take over fakku but...oh god, will to finish post fading...

BTW I felt I didn't need to mention that I am female. This is common knowledge.