epic fail

me and my friend were sparring with wooden sword models some a few hours ago and a weird accident happens.

i was using a waster version of a longsword while he used a bokken. my wooden blade broke when he tried to counter my diagonal slash with an ascending one.

we both stood there, still having the O.o expression while be both look at the other part of the broken wood that was flung a bit farther from where we were.

wat

dude.....get a real sword >:(

your stories are terrible.

You think that's bad, When I was 12 I was sparring with my friend and I went to jump on him to take him down with my legs and he caught me then like in slow motion dropped me to the ground and I broke my left humerus bone (Upper part of the arm) But the pain was nothing like the pain I endured when I broke my leg.

No. Fuck this. I refuse to read the rest of your bullshit.

I CAN ALREADY GUESS WHAT IT IS "MY AND MY FRIEND WERE SPARRING WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, SOME SHIT HAPPENED[THIS SHIT IS VERY UNLIKELY TO HAVE HAPPENED] AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THIS GIRL JUMPED OUT OF A HELICOPTER. AND THEN LIKE, WE FOUGHT. SHE JUMPED IN THE AIR AND KICKED ME 7 TIMES. BUT I BLOCKED THEM. THEN I GRABBED ONE OF THE AXES THAT WE USE TO CLEAN THE FLOOR[IT WAS CLOSE BY.] AND THEN LIKE, WE FOUGHT.".

=|

Where the fuck do you get wooden swords?

My friend made me spar him once cause he thought he was all badass in Tae Kwon Doh or however that shit is spelled.

So I just stayed slightly out of his range, and every time he kicked at me, I would step back until he fully extended his foot, then quickly grab it and shove him the fuck over before he could react.

Pissed him off. But he knew better than try a grappling match with me.

What, no one got impaled?

Yes, get a real one.

ur sword looks fake

Looks like someone's zanpakuto.

I was gonna say Ky Kiske from Guilty Gear, but then Kenpachi popped in my head.

No, looks like a silver colored leek.

Yeah that's it. How did you think that looked like Ky's at all?

ah, the good old days when you actually want to hit your opponent...

DRUNKEN MACHETE FIGHT. dance for me, do some kali.

arnis sticks hurt, but the metal version can break your ribs

wait... there's a metal version of arnis? i thought there's only rattan and that-other-wood stick