EVERYONE MAKE RANDOM "TRUTHFUL" STORIES ABOUT THEMSELVES

Does that mean the bet is off?

I don't think anyone can believe a word you have to say at this point; your credibility is nonexistent.

i never gave a damn what ppl thought of me if i did i woulda killed myself over 30years ago.

michelle lol

Was the pavement mad bro?

I am 26, and my name is Big Dick Johnson. My days consist of fucking bitches, smoking massive amounts of marijuana, and getting bitches paying me to fuck them. Yeah, thats right, bitches pay me. Is there anyone here besides me who can say that a bitch paid them to fuck her?

Didn't think so.

ugos and fatties need lovin too, you are doing your community a great service.



if that were true you would have avoided the lie in the first place, you clearly care what a bunch of kids on the internet think therefor you are telling another lie.

Hi. Why don't you have a seat over there.....

So, what are you doing here today? Came here for the hentai? No?

Well, see, I have your conversations here...
You said "I'd love to show you all these different positions."
What did you mean by that?

Oh, so you were talking about political positions, huh?

What's in the bag?
Hmm... condoms? And lotion...
So, if you were going to talk about politics, why did you bring condoms?

That's right.

Well, let me tell you something...
I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we're doing a story on adults who try to meet children online for sex.

today my fan overheated...irony...

I am "The Most Badass MotherFucker Ever"!!! You don't need to know my age! You ain't cool enough to know my life! I repeat. I am "The Most Badass MotherFucker Ever"!!! Compare yourself to me and then kill yourself out of shame! FUCK YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!