[Locked] FAKKU Café v5.3

Looky is Looky. Get your facts right! xD

Nekomata Hatsuns and Durpis Q&A!!!!!!

Q: My Hatsun is out of control!! How can I stop her?
A: Picking up a Hatsun or Durpi by the scruff or their necks will paralyze them.

Q: My Durpi is always stealing cookies snd running away! I can't punish him because he hides alot.
A: Try luring him out with a Hatsun or mew mew treats.

Q: My Hatsuns gets furious when I can her Neko baby anything other than kitten? Why?
A: Even though their "Kittens" are mostly in a human form, Hatsuns still prefer calling them kittens for added cuteness.

Q: What does NekoNip do to Hatsuns and Durpi.
A: Durpis will struggle standing, while rolling around.
Hatsuns pass out and twitch with ahegao expression.

Vulcan Nerve pinch?

Doesn't help if I didn't know the facts first :3

Fact 1: Looky Logic.
Fact 2: See Fact 1.

ºGropesº

We should get married

*takes photos of the new happy couple*

Give me that picture, Nyu~!!!!!!
Luin will get super jealous is he saw it Dx

Shane is the Lewd one!!!
*glomps*

Hi Shane~~ I missed you!

I've been here waiting for you too show up since I woke up! 4hours ago!

Nyu~?.... ._.

god damn, I missed the 400

Wish that girl would leave my posts alone. It's been 2 years already.

2 years since what. and what women are you talking aout?

*uses tackle on Shane*

Kirsikka. 2 years since we fell out and she stated that she wanted me gone from here.
If I post in any thread she does, she'll make a statement about it. Like in Bookie's thread recently.

Lovely facts~
*picks up and scratches behind ears*
Lovely facts and lovely Hatsun~

*glomps Shane*

*trips*