~Fakku Girls Club v4~

I can't it! If you saw how she looked, you would be too! Back in highschool, she was one year my Sempai. She was so nice and endearing. She could stop any fights and calm any chaos. With her lovely blonde hair and gorgeous blue eyes(not to mention her killer figure), you think she wouldn't have time for commoners like myself. But she spoke to me often when I had her in a class. She spoke to everyone and treated them with humility and respect. I have nothing but the absolute highest praise for her. There isn't a more perfect human being.

Yeah, minus some... sadistic tendencies... she admitted to many that she had never kissed a boy. That was when she was 18. Her boyfriend was a really good man and they had been going out for about 6 months. He confirmed it and he said he would wait as long as it took.

In your case, Yuri? Wouldn't Spy have been the commoner? Or is she as rich as you?

*Rolls eyes* She's not really that sadistic you know? It's just cause we trust each-other that we do it. This girl might be like too you know? Hehehe...

Spy...is well off in comparison to most. But not anywhere as much as me. And stop nitpicking. The idea was they both are sexy blondes and upstanding people.

Well off like me then. Wah! Yuri's mad at me!

Oh no! It's almost that time of the day! Everyone's going to bed! I'm going to be so lonely...

I'm still here for...an hour at most. ^^

Dang it, I was going to make a joke, but it doesn't work cuz you're a girl... hm... I'll have to come up with a different one for women...

I'm still here for...an hour at most. ^^

What was the joke if I were a man?

Yes me too for at least 2 hours watching some netflix
Im a nightactive nyaow ^^

So once you go to bed, the joke would be for you to announce these words: "Alright, it's late. I'm going to hit the sack. Then I'm going to go to bed."

Such a classic. Still makes me smile!

Took me a second but I got it lol.

See? Doesn't work with women. There's also one for waking up. It goes: "Well, I got shit to do. I'm going to go downtown. Then I'm going to go to the city.

Okay I didn't get that one...

To go downtown is a sexual term to either say you're going to play with yourself or someone else down in their privates. It's another stupid sex joke. This one's a little more unisex. It would have been the more appropriate one to say, but I remember you prefer to do things at night... >.>

Yeah, nothing in the morning.

Father tends to joke about my sleeping habits whenever I wake up early, like "You see? There are two eight o'clocks!"

Hahaha, that's kinda funny. I'm glad he let's you sleep in. My parents would never allow it. It's unbecoming and unproductive to them. Guess it's good though, gives me more time to talk to you guys. It's 1 a.m., Missy. You should consider metaphorically, "Hitting the sack" with Spy and going to bed.

And before you say it, I'll say it: I do what I want.

No please...he's not funny at all...it's been the same 4 jokes for the last 2 decades...

I do wha...oh...umm...I perform as I feel? No? Fuck you I've got a stream to watch.

One day, you might be saying those same jokes to your own kids if you ever have any. Hahaha!

Speaking of streams, EVO is this weekend! Going to be so hype!