~Fakku Girls Club v4~

I like all of the jokes, altought a female version would be good

Its random but in regard to morning sex. Any suggestions how to get sperm quickly and effectivily out ?
like morning sex ends with me dripping out at least some bit somewhere in my path to college and i feel so awkward.
I think im really tight or something because no matter what i do it always takes a while for all to come out.

And @crazr i doubt its possible to bother me but if i ever end up annoying someone go ahead and tell me ☆

Never been with a man other than orally. So I can't help there. #Lesbian4Lyfe

Bad jokes are all the rage in my family it seems...probably genetic...

A life without children sounds... heavenly. I think i'm going to follow your example.


Oh geez... Um... I'm not really sure if Yuri will be much help here, hahaha! Actually, I'm not really sure if I will either. I always cum outside of my gf when not wearing a condom and only ever do it inside when I am wearing one even though she's on the pill. We are very cautious. I don't really know what advice to give...

Between my sisters they've more than done their job with continuing our bloodline. Plus while I'm great with kids...they bug the shit out of me.

I'm the same way. I'm great with kids, but I dislike them with a passion. Gosh, they'd take up so much of your time if you have them. I think what's really getting me is what it'll do to your sex life. I shudder at the thought of severely reduced intimacy. Even more so at the thought of being walked in on.

Hell yes! I hate babies i could just smack them i have no motherly instincts for them and kids...annoying beasts!
i want to live my life to the fullest as far its possible and this planet has enough humans already...

Maybe i should ask again in the morning *nya*

Oh God I'd hate to go through all those years of reduced intimacy. *Shudder*

Plus, in my case, pregnancy would be a bitch.

Lol, it seems everyone is against kids. Some say you can live your life to the fullest even with kids, but I don't see it. All I see is a never ending conduit that leeches all your resources that you can use for something more enjoyable.


Considering how insatiable you are, I could see it causing your death, lol.

If that's the case, why don't you get Spy to carry it?

Yup.

Cause I don't want kids? She isn't a fan either.

Figured as much. Just a thought if you changed your mind. She is healthy compared to you, after all.

what about adopting

adopt an older kid who doesn't need to much looking after, then they will bug you less

Wouldn't enjoy looking after them. Would rather enjoy my life with my girlfriend doing whatever we want than make sure our child is safe and sound.

Going to bed -3-

I think at that point, there is no point. The point of a kid is to take care of it. It'd be just like buying another human being, I would think.

*rolls by*

Hey Alice.

Hi hi!

How are you doing today?

morning, to whoever is here