Food

I'm really hungry. But don't have pro chef skills.

Does anyone here know how to cook and make food? Whenever I try, I just put salt over whatever meat in the fridge. I add some oil on the pan and throw whatever I got. Then I cook it until it looks edible. I looked on the internet but I have no idea what people are talking about. Dates, brands, descriptions. The only things I can make are bread stuff which taste better than my cooking.

AND I'M NOT STRESSED!

Nope. Why everyone wanna be me~? .-.

I can....TOSS A SALAD! AHAHA! AHAHA!

(._.)

Mix 1 parts of the following things: kosher salt flakes, paprika, pepper, coriander, mustard, celery seed, garlic, onion and fresh curry powder and everything will be good. We have blended spice mix called pappy's which is good on grill stuff like chicken or tri tip.

-Take meat
-Add fire

Sustenance covered.


Or just go to a restaurant. There's a Thai place not far from where I live.

You can find simple recipes online. Start with the easy stuff like putting butter and seasonings on chicken and tossing it in the oven.

Or box of pasta and jar of sause, always a crowd pleaser lol

How old are you?

Honestly man, watch YouTube videos. No one has the time to make fancy ass 5 star meals you find on the internet.

Watch YouTube cooking videos. They actually have meals real people will make.

Step 1. Watch YouTube cooking videos.
Step 2.

I didn't ask magic.

I asked the questions already, answer them if you like. But it's pointed towards the audience here.

I can cook.

Homemade chow-mein.
Meal 1


Pan Fried Veal Cutlets with veggies.
Meal 2

yes, I would imagine several do

does the cooking section still exist around here? serious question.

The internet has an abundance of: porn, stupid opinions, cat pictures, food recipes

There's even a site where you can insert the things in your fridge and pantry, and it'll give you recipes and instruction based on what you have.

Yes, I want a gold laced honeycomb tortilla with ice cream and a paddy on it. Then I want to get a spoon that looks nice and edible.

Don't get smart with my, nigger. Your lack of culinary skills or common household food items isn't my problem.

Just microwave everything

I saw something about 5 stars, but I can't find it anymore. Where did that come from?

assuming you mean patty instead of paddy

ok
so, if you have cooking oil, we can try a fun experiment


make your patty however you do it
cook said patty
then bake a crust of finely crushed honeycomb onto it

It's really not hard. Read cooking instructions, cook.