For 1 million dollars which one would you choose to do !?

tiger:you are put on a cell*no weapons and you can't climb to the ceiling* w/ a very hungry tiger, gotta at least survive an hour to win

komodo dragon: u have to prepare a dish using this beast as the ingredient, the komodo is released alive and u can only use your cooking skills and equipment to kill and prepare it!

Octopus: the arena is in a poolside, and you are in you're beach clothing, gotta kill the beast before being tentacle rape XD *u can use anything in the surroundings...did i mention is against 5 of them and they're human size!

chuck norris: u know u can't beat him, so try to remained conscious more than 5 min of him whooping your ass XD! * i think is too much time* *fixed (**)*

CMIL: don't know how she got that shotgun and machete , but u gotta reason w/ her so she won't kill you ...* did i mention her daughter told her that she's pregnant and that you're leaving her!* u got 30min to make her put her gun down!

Chuck he'll end my pain

are you making this thread after wht Mibu did to you? XD

komodo doragonn for me...

gotta love the toriko feel to the task.

komodo dragon.

looks harmless and way more easier then the others to me

Then you have no idea what it's capable of. It's more dangerous than any crocodile or alligator.

i'll choose octopus.. at least i won't die from tentacle rape..

I just looked up info on it, apparently it wasnt what I thought it would be ( the lizard that the movie bad guys always rear in that glass case)...apparently it was as big or bigger then a human being, oh sh-

I choose crazy mother in law and tell her that her cookies in the oven are burning.

Chuck Norris. I can easily distract him with talk about how Obama would personally MAKE the "Virgin" Mary abort Jesus.

octopus for me..id give it for a present to a girl..and...voila..instant helper! id pick komodo dragon..but..it kills..chuck norris..i hate him..tiger.who cares..now all i need is a octopus trainer

I chose the komodo dragon. I've watched enough animal planet to know how to survive and kill it. My cooking skills arn't to boast about, but hell just stick with the basic legs and breasts and avoid getting any of the saliva on any of the meal and tools and I'm golden.

Interesting poll, but not a difficult decision.

Well, it teaches you their strengths and weaknesses, and what kitchen doesn't have a knife lol? Don't get me wrong, I'm gonna take my time as to not make any stupid mistakes, but in the end that baby will be in my belly!

Chuck Norris...he can't kill what he can't find!

The Mother-in-Law...lol...Id shoot her down..*Didnt say i cant harm her...* XD

Chuck Norris is a family friend. We wouldn't fight just chill out, talk, and drink a couple beers.

The wording in the title made me think I'd have to fuck one of them. My dick is going nowhere near the bitch mother-in-law.

Komodo Dragon please!

Yum Yum :D