For 1 million dollars which one would you choose to do !?

well dragon sounds easiest but lacking cooking skills i choose cmil

Mother in Law
before she can Speak
im gonna shoot her legs and arms then
im gonna Cut her Neck
with my Katana and
Burn her into Ashes
then let my Dog pee in here ashes
and put in the Litter box
and the cats do there jobs
^_^ You Didn't say that i can harm her right wait that's not right
you didn't say that i can Kill her right

XD yeah, your right!, but i did said to "reason w/ her" as in words,but your right, and you only have 30 mins btw all that seems over the limit ^^!
and you do realize she's holding a shotgun thats aiming at you right? ^^!
*as soon as you take your gun out, she'll blow your head off!

Then which is Faster me or her

CHUCK NORRIS, I WILL USE DIPLOMACY INSTEAD OF VIOLENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mother in law for sure...
at least its a human pussy not a beast.

>_> and shes not blood related... woot.

I choose mother-in-law because I got level 100 speech!

Mother in Law. Those people are usually harmless without weapons, I'd just disarm her while chatting.

Exactly.

Dragon opens the stove puts a raw chicken in side jumps on stove and wins.

u do know how big is a komodo dragon don't you =3?

It's not THAT big.... Cut that tail and it should fit right in.