Fuck the N64 Controller !!!

Background story:
I've never owned or played a N64. None of my friends back then have a N64, my neighborhood was filled Sony Playstations.

Main plot of the Story:
Me trying to play Ocarina of Time, the "best" Zelda Game ever, but only with an emulator.

Plot Twist:
I only have Sony based joysticks.

Resulting
FUCK..... can't configure the joystick because it lacks buttons... >_>



Well, I can replace the A and B buttons with the L2 and R2 buttons, but still, FUCK the N64 controller.

Or does anyone here have a better idea? lol

Buy a N64. That will fix all the problems.

Buy a 64 controller

Just don't play it?

Use a wii stick

1) Ocarina of Time kinda sucks.
2) Buy a N64 rather use an emulator.
3) Your left hand goes in the middle with the right hand on the C buttons.

This concludes my lecture.

"Obviously" Any idea besides having to spend more money that I'm currently saving for winter comiket.. lol

Edit: Playing the game awkwardly with forced configuration:
I'm lost at the very start when you need to get the Sword... Whoop dee doo

I still have my N64 it's actually plugged into my tv right now. Super Mario Bros 64!

I love the N64 controller.

heh

I came in here expecting a video of some chick using the middle part of the N64 controller as a dildo.

Please reword your thread so more people won't click on it and instantly become disappointed.

Kokiri Sword is past the hole you gotta crawl through near the weird little fence-maze. Also, few N64 games use the D-pad or the left trigger for anything useful. Once you get used to holding the controller, it's really not that bad at all. Ugly as hell, but not too bad.

Map the C buttons to the second joystick. That's how it was, more or less, when it re-released on the Gamecube. A little awkward but it'll do the job.

If you have a gamecube, you can buy the zelda collections edition.

This. Mario Kart 64 was the best Mario Kart.

Sorry, I can't make an awesome thread as that. :P

If you don't already know, you should check out the "Green Demon Challenge", it's a very fun game to play within Mario 64.



Son... Super Mario Kart (Snes) is way better for one reason.

I'm jealous. Who's your best character?

Nintendo made the controller.

Japanese people.

How small are your hands, Tinkerbell?

Not Super Smash Bros 64 (Link/Fox Super Smash) Super Mario 64 and I guess my favorite character is the turtle from the first level that you can ride the shell.