Fuck you, Neon Genesis Evangelion.

I'm not watching you anymore. No. Fuck you.

The main character is a giant pussy who doesn't even try to fuck the sexy older bitch that he's living with.

There's this stupid motherfucking cunt headstrong bitchface[My least favorite type.] that is now fucking living with PussyBoy[Basically: THERE WILL NEVER BE A REPRIEVE FROM THE BITCHFACE.]. Goddamn you bitchface. YOU RUIN THIS ANIME FOR ME. DAMN YOU.

There aren't any interesting dudes[NOR ANY MANLY ONES].

The Eva has fucking teeth. Who the fuck gives a mech fucking teeth? What purpose would the teeth serve? God dammit.

Fuck this shit. I'm watching Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam instead.

You see? That's exactly what I'm talkin' about. That pussy faggot is all scared and shit. A real man would grown an extra penis and fuck both those bitches simultaneously. Right there and then.

Pussy.

It's always because of the mother complex. Always

What's that from?

http://www.manganews.net/seriesinfo.php?id=2704

those are from the choco chapter

Rest assured Asuka gets paid back for her bitching. No show has so many rape doujins as EVA.

People still watch NGE.

Just because an anime is old means it shouldn't be watched anymore?*

* It's completely possible that I missed your point, so relax.

And sesame, I'm not much of a fan of evangelion ...


But the teeth were really fucking cool.

DOES THE ZETA GUNDAM HAVE TEETH? DO YOU SEE GUNDAM EXIA BITIN' THE SHIT OUT OF WHATEVER THE FUCK MOBILE SUIT AREE ARE SARSHEZ WAS PILOTING? DID DOMON KASHU RAPE PEOPLE WITH A SHINING TEETH[Chance of rabies]ATTACK? No. Because it would be really fucking weird.

The purple color scheme thing was pretty rad, though. And I do love me an agile mech. But god fucking dammit. The dagger was so gay. It was so small and gay and shit.


Also, watching Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam; Char is so awesome.

Sure hope you're trolling, lad. Though I'm glad you hate it for normal superficial reasons and aren't one of the pretentious people that just stamp "LOLDEEP" on anything with even the remotest hint of symbolism.

My personal opinions on your arguments are as follows:
- Though Shinji could be a lot more badass (and I enjoy his badassitude in the Rebuild movies), I appreciate him more as a character when he's whiny. Well, maybe not that whiny, but I like to imagine him somewhere between the anime and Rebuild. ...That would be the manga. I think. As about the doesn't-even-try-to-fuck-part, well, I don't know if you've ever been 14, but...

- I like Asuka. And I mean as a character. Not as a person, God no. They toned down the bitchiness in Rebuild 2.0, and I just felt something was missing. You just don't let a character make a grand entrance only to make her go all emo IN THE NEXT. GODDAMN. SCENE. Ahem.

- Hey, what about Gendo? And Kaji? I'm sad now.

- Because hint hint the Evangelions aren't mechs. By the way spoilers. I don't even like how they toned down that all important plot twist in the Rebuild by saying it right away, as the slow revelation in the anime made it more HOLY SHIT. Admittedly, I was thirteen when I first saw Evangelion, so I was possibly too retarded to realize all the now painfully obvious hints.

But yeah, opinions. If there's one show I can fully understand people dissing it, it'd be Evangelion.

Fix'd.

I watched it once. It was decent. Not eye popping jaw dropping awesome material but decent and what I would expect from a Gainax production. That being said I still don't understand why so many people seem to treat NGE as the second coming of Christ.

mom.

Spoilers, idiot, FUCKING USE THEM.

Alright, totally spoiled it.

The OVA Rebuild makes Asuka less of a bitchface if that makes you feel better.