Gentlemen

I always enjoy a thoughtful discussion with Earl Grey

Good sirs. Must I ask, how exactly is Earl Grey made?

Egads, my electronic mail device had ceased to inform me of visitors! How are you all, gentlemen? Care for a fresh scone?



Tea leaves and bergamot oil, mixed in the vats of heaven.

The vats of heaven is an understatement, Sir doswillrule. Yes, I would like a fresh scone, please. Would any of you fine gentleman please yourself with my cigars?

Coming all the way here to tell JD I want more Lillie.

Fancy meeting you all here once more, chaps. No need to worry about me, I am perpetually holding a glass of Earl Grey. Truly a blessing of Earl.

Dear me, I did not know of such. I shall write it in my book of knowledge for future references.

ah good day gents.... i do hope im not interrupting any chatter in this room....

Good day fine sirs, how is everyone doing?

Fancy a cup of tea?

cigars slowly roast your tongue... idk anyway to better describe it~

Good day chaps. How is it going? I´m having a cup of good old Russian Black Tea...

Russian tea? Doesn't Ivan bloody fill them with bloody poison?

A true gent drinks only the Earl. Fellows, help me apprehend this Russian spy; we shall take him to the Tower!

Good evening gentlemen, I have made the utmost fascinating discovery today! Yesterday, while I was strolling to the plaza, there I spied a wonderful collection of walking canes fit for a king. Excited just as a child going into a candy store, I went to purchase one of their finest and it came with a sporting gun barrel! Itching to test their product, the elegant stick exploded a cylinder of death onto several civilian children and a few grown men, I do believe the proper term to describe the sensation would be "Head shot"! Oh, I must treat myself with another cup of delightful Earl Grey.

Have you chaps tasted Benoist? It's quite splendid.

I concur chap

Gentlemen, something is terribly amiss. We ought to ponder it over some Earl Grey.

FUKKEN LAM3Z0RE!!!

eatz mai takno interwebz babble!!!

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Out with you, reverse centaur! Dear me, you can't tell friend from foe in here!