Gentlemen

Stupid Britfucks.

One must simply stay classy, unlike those yankees



Your just mad because we don't want to fuck you

I wouldn't want to fuck a group of crumpet munching, tea guzzling, retarded baseball loving bastards anyway!

I will grant you your preferences in foodstuffs, but 'retarded baseball'? Cricket is 2nd in the world only to football, sir! A sport of kings!



A New Zealand cricketer, for instance:

Could a mod move this to the chat topic subsection?

Thanks Matt

Gentlemen, you will notice that our Headquarters has been relocated. This ought to exclude some of the riff raff, but the competition for members around here is most fierce.

Perhaps we should try and tame some of these uncouth club members, make gentlefolk of them; visit clubs, serve some scones, talk inappropriately to the topic at hand, back in time for tea. What say you?

Nay, that would be too much work and not enough time drinking tea.

A fair point. I'll brew another pot of Earl Grey while you chaps have a good ponder. We need some avenue for expansion...discussion is rather stagnant.

Indeed it is. Perhaps a trip to the pub would be helpful?

Yes, I fear the public house might well be the only means by which to drive our imaginations. You gentlemen make your preparations; I shall head down and order you all a pint of bitter.

In the meantime, I have added an advertisement to my personal sign-off; a Whippersnapper by the name of Jacob wanted £10 for the privilege, would you believe! Feel free to add it or something in the same stead to your own. You may find yourself duly rewarded.

Good day gentlemen, I took the liberty of putting the gentlemen poster in my signature.

Now i feel I need to relax with some fine Earl Grey.

It is much appreciated, old bean. The Prime Minister and I have negotiated a peerage; arise Lord GreenZero.

I feel honored, how about we celebrate with some Earl Gray old chap.

Sir, I am appalled at your proposition. Learn the ways of a Gentlemen before spouting such atrocities. *sips Earl Grey*

May brandy be acceptable my good man?

'tis been awhile since i came here.... care for a bit of a summary lads?

Hello chaps. It's never a bad day for a cup of Earl Grey. I just poured myself a cup just now:

I fear I may be addicted.

I agree with you old chap, it's never a bad time for a cup of Earl Grey.