Gentlemen

Huzzah! Stuff the poncy tea, get this man some fine English ale!

In fact, ale for all, and have the butler pop out for some of those little bags of peanuts from the public house. I'm paying chaps!

Bug post.

I do appreciate a good pint of English Ale

Hobgoblin is a fantastic ale old chap. you have good taste.
Have you perchance tried Bombardier? If not: you may find it to your liking.

Oh where are my manners? I should introduce myself!

Good evening chaps. You may refer to me as Luke. I am pleased to make your acquaintance.
I do hope I find you well this evening or at least feeling a damn sight better than our weather which, to be frank, is bloody awful.

I'd say chaps, would you be so kind as to direct me to the loo?

Sorry for the delay old fellow. It's the third on your left. Mind the stair!

[font=verdana][color=green]Good day, Gentlemen. I'm apologise sincerely for my lack of attendance in this here fine establishment.

Due to the ruckus going on at the Girl's Club at this very moment, I have decided to revive this place, give the counters a slight polish and open my arms and say "We Gentlemen of the Gentleman's Club welcome all Ladies to this humble abode". Or rather, I would like to, but we need permission from Black Jesus.

Suits. That is all.

I fear the castle annex is a bit off-putting. I tried to tell them that the dungeon is no longer serviceable, but...

Well, never mind that. All are welcome for our evening's ale and crumpets. Except the riff raff.

Indeed. We cannot have the classy mood ruined

Good day to all you good sirs here in our splendid club. I just refilled our sources of crumpets, scones and tea.
How is everyone today?

*sips tea*

This is how my life is everyday

Oh Prime Minister Jesus, how swell to see you old chap.

You too sir

It matters not that it is simply in jest, having Kanye- or any other persons of such allure despicable- readily and utterly negates the purpose of these proceedings.

This is a mockery to good men.

Is this truly the time to be jabbering of such?Pretty sure the british embassy in iran just got sacked in a riot by "students"

*knock knock*
Cor, is this place still open?

The pub is always open to any gentleman(or Lady) desiring a good tea and scones

Looks as if the place has been deserted for a lon' time yet, tho...
Round o' ale on the house for all concerned to get the proceedings started up again!

It has, but not anymore