Gentlemen

BLAH BLAH BLAH! All you go'damn Brits do is drink tea and bitch! "Ooooh, mah tea's too go'damn light!" Bunch a bastards...

Gentlemen! I do say, what a smashing day it is. The sun shining down, the birds chirping outside, what a delightful day indeed.

I certainly hopes youre not talking about all of us? If so you should speak out clearly who youre talking to.

Also talking about myself, I do play the splendid board game Go, actually Im a member of the gote Go club where te is translated to tea from my own language.
And as I said many gentlemens do play go as it is a gentlemans sport, but Im sorry to say that I find your little joke "go'damn" very inappropriate, and a little insulting to us go players.
Moreover tea is like good drinks, there are many different kinds and there is also things you can ad to them, to improve the taste. It is certainly not so monotonous as it seems that you are implying.

Is this really how the british is portrayed??
All though I do like to have a cup of tea and some biccys in the afternoon ^_^

When I failed to fit their steryotype they made me German.

Now when Im at the subject my favorite tea is mint tea with a little milk in it.
But unfornately Im a little new to the fine art of tea, so I cant quite remember the exact name of the tea above, but I do believe that the tea sort in the link down there may be the same as the one I was drinking:
http://littlefallstea.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=3&products_id=106

Also If anyone want to challenge me in a game of Go I will accept with pleasure (we will then play online of course, and I suggest that we do it on "kgs go server" in that case)

This topic was made as a joke. Obviously not every British person likes tea, scones, etc. I felt the need to say this because a certain member of fakku found the topic offensive, and i felt that i should make sure everybody knows not to take this too seriously

No no, everyone loves tea and scones. Crumpets are the real divider of men.

In all seriousness though, how many programs are there that rip on England, or even Ireland and Scotland (less so Wales :P)...the 'offendee' can't say they've never seen Family Guy, South Park, The Simpsons etc. And we did exploit America and half the rest of the fucking world quite a bit, for quite a number of years. So fair game.

We don't like you though.

Don't forget obese and loud.

Not really.
All you americans all seem to really care about Monty Python, but no one here really cares as much.

Ok, SotD I can take, but the one thing that does annoy me is that the only comedy anyone likes/has heard of is Monty Python...I might do a thread of British comedy Youtube clips if I can be arsed to recall/find the best stuff. It is good, but seriously, there is a lot beyond dry wit besides that.

Subscribe? I don't mean post it on Youtube, it's there already...you just need the insider knowledge. Really depends what you like, though; my tastes tend to lie in the more extreme humour; the kind of jokes that get the broadcaster a warning every so often. :P

Edit: Yes, it would definitely include some Mock the Week. So damn good.

Put Mock the week in it.

Frankie Boyle is the best, I'm seeing him live again in April.

Good to see we are all humorous chaps

i say old bean this is the most disreputable thread i have ever seen

btw im british :P

I hear you have a god sense of taste. I welcome you to the club, and Im hoping that you will not get a to hard test;) as a new member

I do say, I believe this deserves a spot in the front page, would you not agree with me, gents?

Most definitely. The manor has been practically void of life old chap; you would not believe the amount of leftover tea and Christmas Cake!