Gentlemen

I am talking about the gorgeous lady in front of me.

That would be you.

My lord, you are fine just as you are.

My, what a charming princess.

Gentlemen, this photography lark is quite magnificent. I have spruced up my forum representation to suit the club revival; sorry to those excluded, the angle of the lens is somewhat unsatisfactory.

What a wonderful picture, this most be celebrated with some fine Earl Gray and freshly baked scones.
Don't you agree old chap.

I quite agree, but forget not the crumpets. We ought not solely consume confectionery!

Fine idea sir.

Oh lovely. What a magnificent representation of our gentleman's club. But I say, shouldn't that blue haired chap take the cigar out of his nose?

Can it be worse than this?

Yes...between you and me, I think he's a bit wrong in the head, but he's a friend of the Prime Minister. I mean, blue hair? I'm scared to let him leave, such would be the scandal.



What a horrible caricature! You know, we should have put the Yanks in their place while we still had the chance, the first time they showed their insolence. Blast Napoleon and his distractions.

It's not as if we didn't have a right to the place; the monarch cannot be everywhere you know! And to think that the native wretches didn't even have guns...

...or earl grey. Blasted primates.

How could they live without this wonderful beverage.




I just want you to know i may not look like the average gentleman but i'm certainly up for the task my dear friends.

I just want you to know i may not look like the average gentleman but i'm certainly up for the task my dear friends.[/quote]

Ah, you were listening? I feel the need to explain. Jeeves, would you kindly brew this gentleman some 'strong tea'...

Y' G'DAMN BRITFUCKS! ALL WITH Y'UR FANCY-SHMANCY TEA AND BUCKTOOTHED BITCHES.

OH MY LOL, I would really plus rep you for that if i could

Ah, you were listening? I feel the need to explain. Jeeves, would you kindly brew this gentleman some 'strong tea'...[/quote]

I guess I could do that *pours up tea for both* here you are.