How about some encouragement?
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SolidShark wrote...
Deftera Mirage wrote...
Life Hack: Your phone charges faster when it's in airplane mode.Easier difficulty mini-game pro-tip: Having your baby watch colored shapes on the telly to be smarter is just as effective as rubbing a dictionary on their heads.
I feel like I'm losing brain cells every time I read one of your posts.
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A short story
Based on a true story
Josh ventured into the ancient chamber of poop where he found the archaic script of unpoopydick. As he was roared the ancestor's sacred language to make himself king of unpoopydicks, a turtle appeared on his head. To Josh's suprise; the turtle squealed and therefore interupted the rite. 'In the name of poop' Josh screamed, 'I shall send you to the land of dicks!'. The turtle tilted his head and said 'Nay, I am but turtle'. And Josh suddenly turned poopier and dickier than ever. He was now unfamous and his dreams of one a day being unpoopydick were gone. Josh shedded a tear before turning into two.
Now there was Cool Josh and poopdick[size=29](bagman)[/h]. The End.
Based on a true story
Josh ventured into the ancient chamber of poop where he found the archaic script of unpoopydick. As he was roared the ancestor's sacred language to make himself king of unpoopydicks, a turtle appeared on his head. To Josh's suprise; the turtle squealed and therefore interupted the rite. 'In the name of poop' Josh screamed, 'I shall send you to the land of dicks!'. The turtle tilted his head and said 'Nay, I am but turtle'. And Josh suddenly turned poopier and dickier than ever. He was now unfamous and his dreams of one a day being unpoopydick were gone. Josh shedded a tear before turning into two.
Now there was Cool Josh and poopdick[size=29](bagman)[/h]. The End.
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Ryssen wrote...
A short storyBased on a true story
Josh ventured into the ancient chamber of poop where he found the archaic script of unpoopydick. As he was roared the ancestor's sacred language to make himself king of unpoopydicks, a turtle appeared on his head. To Josh's suprise; the turtle squealed and therefore interupted the rite. 'In the name of poop' Josh screamed, 'I shall send you to the land of dicks!'. The turtle tilted his head and said 'Nay, I am but turtle'. And Josh suddenly turned poopier and dickier than ever. He was now unfamous and his dreams of one a day being unpoopydick were gone. Josh shedded a tear before turning into two.
Now there was Cool Josh and poopdick[size=29](bagman)[/h]. The End.
Why do you hate me? ;____;
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
SolidShark wrote...
I was pointing out the idiotecy of some parents that think that television (telly) will make their spawns smarter. I compared the effectivity of it as to rubbing a book into their heads to achieve the same result. Did you get the metaphor now?SolidShark wrote...
[size=29]idiotecy[/h]This is why no one takes you seriously.
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BagMan wrote...
Ryssen wrote...
A short storyBased on a true story
Josh ventured into the ancient chamber of poop where he found the archaic script of unpoopydick. As he was roared the ancestor's sacred language to make himself king of unpoopydicks, a turtle appeared on his head. To Josh's suprise; the turtle squealed and therefore interupted the rite. 'In the name of poop' Josh screamed, 'I shall send you to the land of dicks!'. The turtle tilted his head and said 'Nay, I am but turtle'. And Josh suddenly turned poopier and dickier than ever. He was now unfamous and his dreams of one a day being unpoopydick were gone. Josh shedded a tear before turning into two.
Now there was Cool Josh and poopdick[size=29](bagman)[/h]. The End.
Why do you hate me? ;____;
Alt version.
Bagman ventured into the ancient chamber of poop where he found the archaic script of unpoopydick. As he was roared the ancestor's sacred language to make himself king of unpoopydicks, a cheeky cunt appeared on his head. To Bagman's suprise; the cheeky cunt squealed and therefore interupted the rite. 'In the name of poop' Bagman screamed, 'I shall send you to the land of dicks!'. The cheeky cunt tilted his head and said 'Nay, I am but cunt'. And Bagman suddenly turned poopier and dickier than ever. He was now unfamous and his dreams of one a day being unpoopydick were gone. Bagman shedded a tear before turning into two.
Now there was Eoin and poopdick[size=29](cool josh)[/h]. The End.
