How about some encouragement?

#9 sounds terrible

Have you tried?

nope

#17 Yolo.

Pancakes for dinner isn't that good.

4. Pretty much applies to everything... ^__^

Thanks.

You guys are crazy. Pancakes for dinner is great.

So, we can cut this down to one.

#1 Don't be a cunt

Life Hack: Your phone charges faster when it's in airplane mode.

I think #8 covers that.

I feel like I'm losing brain cells every time I read one of your posts.

A short story
Based on a true story

Josh ventured into the ancient chamber of poop where he found the archaic script of unpoopydick. As he was roared the ancestor's sacred language to make himself king of unpoopydicks, a turtle appeared on his head. To Josh's suprise; the turtle squealed and therefore interupted the rite. 'In the name of poop' Josh screamed, 'I shall send you to the land of dicks!'. The turtle tilted his head and said 'Nay, I am but turtle'. And Josh suddenly turned poopier and dickier than ever. He was now unfamous and his dreams of one a day being unpoopydick were gone. Josh shedded a tear before turning into two.

Now there was Cool Josh and poopdick[size=29](bagman)[/h]. The End.

#18: Don't be a chatfag.

Why do you hate me? ;____;

This is why no one takes you seriously.

And that is covered by #3

Alt version.

Bagman ventured into the ancient chamber of poop where he found the archaic script of unpoopydick. As he was roared the ancestor's sacred language to make himself king of unpoopydicks, a cheeky cunt appeared on his head. To Bagman's suprise; the cheeky cunt squealed and therefore interupted the rite. 'In the name of poop' Bagman screamed, 'I shall send you to the land of dicks!'. The cheeky cunt tilted his head and said 'Nay, I am but cunt'. And Bagman suddenly turned poopier and dickier than ever. He was now unfamous and his dreams of one a day being unpoopydick were gone. Bagman shedded a tear before turning into two.

Now there was Eoin and poopdick[size=29](cool josh)[/h]. The End.