How Do You Solve Your Problems?

Christian Answer:
I solve my problems like a good christian would...I brand them with sin and send them to damnation...BURN THE HEATHENS !!!!! MUAWHAHAHAHAHA

Atheist Answer:
Since theirs no God...BURN THE HEATHENS ,AND DISPOSE OF THE EVIDENCE FOR THEIR IS NO CHANCE FOR RETRIBUTION IF YOU'RE NEVER CAUGHT !!!!

either way my pyromaniac tendencies are indulged :D

Just talk it out, in a hopefully mature manner.

Also Pythagorean Therum helps too (hope i spelled that right lol).

Steps to problem solving ignoring:
1. Headphones. [size=10]Visual Aid. Not those gay little fucking things.[/h]
2. iTunes
3. iTunes Volume: 100
4. Computer Volume: 100
5. Headphones Volume: 100 [size=10](Yes, my headphones have a volume setting.)[/h]
6. Linkin Park

Problem solved ignored.

I dont really solve 'problems' I just bitch, moan and sulk untill either it sorts itself out miraculously or I find an easy quickfix solution.

Lol answer: don a mask and go take out my anger on criminal scum.
Real answer: negotiating, and if it comes down to violence hit everywhere and anwhere remember In the words of my father: "they all look hard, until you hit them."
That is if they problem grs physical if it doesn't I'll usually just forgive and forget.

Razorblades and lemon juice.

Scientific Method

I take my problems, then give them some weed.

I SOLVE PROBLEMS WITH MY DICK.

cry on my girl's lap until she says "okay lets fuck to cheer you up"

Loud noises.=A=.

TALKING IT OVER. I LIKE TO GIVE MY ENEMIES A CHANCE. BUT THAT FUCKING PENGUIN, MAN. I'VE GOT SO MANY NEMISII, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. IT ALWAYS TURNS INTO SOME HUGE FUCKING GUN FIGHT. I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT, I JUST WANTED TO AVENGE MY PARENTS.

FUN FACT: SPACE'S GUNS ARE MADE OUT OF SNOW.

I'm am not Mr. Freeze. He sucked.

I will punch you in every genital you own.

I'D PUNCH YOU IN YOUR GENITALS BUT YOU AIN'T GOT NONE.

FOLLOW UP FUN FACT: SPACE'S SNOW GUNS SHOOT BULLETS THAT ARE MADE OUT OF SNOW. AND POLAR BEAR URINE. AND RAINBOWS.

Every.

Genital.

You.

Own.

I will sleep with all of your former lovers.

SADPANDA. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu------ck.