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How would you act if your dick was on fire

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b05ec0a36e55d8e91ec0f5f68
15 years ago
What would you do if your dick/vagina was on fire all of a sudden?
I would scream and roll around and beat on the fire try to put it out

so what would you do?
i put this in random cuz i was a random thought
while watching scrubs (yeah i dont know why)


Greeting BeardedWiz
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Nekohime
15 years ago
Methinks this is better suited to IB...


But if my dick were on fire, I would say "WHAT!?!?! I have a dick! But...but... I thought I was a girl!" O_O
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KG989
15 years ago
There's usually a quart jar of water on my desk I'd just dump it on my crotch thus putting out the fire.
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Sneakyone
15 years ago
I would fap to smother the flames
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b05ec0a36e55d8e91ec0f5f68
15 years ago
Nekohime wrote...
Methinks this is better suited to IB...


But if my dick were on fire, I would say "WHAT!?!?! I have a dick! But...but... I thought I was a girl!" O_O


lawl sorry well NOW YOUR VAGINA IS ON FIRE!!!!
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Room101 Waifu Collector
15 years ago
I'd put it out.
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NewCultKing
15 years ago
Stop. Drop. Roll.
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Zak
15 years ago
Spit on it...

Over and over and over and over...
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neko-chan
15 years ago
Perhaps peeing on yourself would extinguish the flame...
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niell
15 years ago
Why would my dick be on fire in the first place? Super fast 'n furious fapping caused a spark that ignited on my pubes?

And I'd throw myself into the pool.
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animefreak_usa Child of Samael
15 years ago
Yell, I am Charizard.
Spoiler:
2. Charizard
A sexual maneuver where a man pulls his penis out of the woman's vagina right before he ejaculates. The man, then, takes a swig of whiskey while proceeding to light a butane lighter. The man blows the flame onto the woman's pubic hairs lighting them on fire. Shortly afterwards, the man extinguishes the flames with his ejaculation.
Bill gave Mandy a 'Charizard' last night while they were having sex.

3.

While having sex with a girl with pubic hair, light her pubes on fire as you ejaculate. Your semen will put out half of the burning hair, and afterwards while she is flapping her arms about wildly, scream: "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!" and run out of the room.
I would totally have given that chick a Charizard but I didn't have my lighter on me.
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Lennart
15 years ago
Bang a watermelon
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b05ec0a36e55d8e91ec0f5f68
15 years ago
animefreak_usa wrote...
Yell, I am Charizard.
Spoiler:
2. Charizard
A sexual maneuver where a man pulls his penis out of the woman's vagina right before he ejaculates. The man, then, takes a swig of whiskey while proceeding to light a butane lighter. The man blows the flame onto the woman's pubic hairs lighting them on fire. Shortly afterwards, the man extinguishes the flames with his ejaculation.
Bill gave Mandy a 'Charizard' last night while they were having sex.

3.

While having sex with a girl with pubic hair, light her pubes on fire as you ejaculate. Your semen will put out half of the burning hair, and afterwards while she is flapping her arms about wildly, scream: "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!" and run out of the room.
lol i freakin rofld when i saw the spoiler +rep to you man dang it cant rep until tomorrow

I would totally have given that chick a Charizard but I didn't have my lighter on me.


lol i freakin rofld when i saw the spoiler +rep to you man dang it cant rep until tomorrow
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Sneakyone
15 years ago
animefreak_usa wrote...
Yell, I am Charizard.
Spoiler:
2. Charizard
A sexual maneuver where a man pulls his penis out of the woman's vagina right before he ejaculates. The man, then, takes a swig of whiskey while proceeding to light a butane lighter. The man blows the flame onto the woman's pubic hairs lighting them on fire. Shortly afterwards, the man extinguishes the flames with his ejaculation.
Bill gave Mandy a 'Charizard' last night while they were having sex.

3.

While having sex with a girl with pubic hair, light her pubes on fire as you ejaculate. Your semen will put out half of the burning hair, and afterwards while she is flapping her arms about wildly, scream: "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!" and run out of the room.
I would totally have given that chick a Charizard but I didn't have my lighter on me.


I lold so hard
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niell
15 years ago
animefreak_usa wrote...
Yell, I am Charizard.
Spoiler:
2. Charizard
A sexual maneuver where a man pulls his penis out of the woman's vagina right before he ejaculates. The man, then, takes a swig of whiskey while proceeding to light a butane lighter. The man blows the flame onto the woman's pubic hairs lighting them on fire. Shortly afterwards, the man extinguishes the flames with his ejaculation.
Bill gave Mandy a 'Charizard' last night while they were having sex.

3.

While having sex with a girl with pubic hair, light her pubes on fire as you ejaculate. Your semen will put out half of the burning hair, and afterwards while she is flapping her arms about wildly, scream: "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!" and run out of the room.
I would totally have given that chick a Charizard but I didn't have my lighter on me.


I thought you made it all up, but it's actually real.

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Waar FAKKU Moderator
15 years ago
you make terrible threads.
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animefreak_usa Child of Samael
15 years ago
I can't get anyone to do it with me though... Not i feel i have to post this
Spoiler:
Forum Image: https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/177400-8X5P3SC.jpg

and why i created the pic(the text not the doujin)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOUZ1Bj_KnA
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b05ec0a36e55d8e91ec0f5f68
15 years ago
Waar wrote...
you make terrible threads.


And you make good treads you say?
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GreenZero Get Jinxed
15 years ago
BeardedWizard wrote...
Waar wrote...
you make terrible threads.


And you make good treads you say?

See Waifu game thread.
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Renovartio
15 years ago
ahhh

my dick

it is on fire

can you please put it out

NO!

use your mouth =3
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