How would you act if your dick was on fire

2. Charizard
A sexual maneuver where a man pulls his penis out of the woman's vagina right before he ejaculates. The man, then, takes a swig of whiskey while proceeding to light a butane lighter. The man blows the flame onto the woman's pubic hairs lighting them on fire. Shortly afterwards, the man extinguishes the flames with his ejaculation.
Bill gave Mandy a 'Charizard' last night while they were having sex.

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While having sex with a girl with pubic hair, light her pubes on fire as you ejaculate. Your semen will put out half of the burning hair, and afterwards while she is flapping her arms about wildly, scream: "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!" and run out of the room.
I would totally have given that chick a Charizard but I didn't have my lighter on me.