I can't find my bottle of lube.

It's pissing me off.
Last time I used it, it was on the bed next to the pillow. My boyfriend shifted suddenly on the bed, and hit the bottle, making it fall to the floor.
I've cleaned our room completely, and CANNOT FUCKING FIND IT.

I'm irritated and want it back. Anyone have any ideas of where it might be?
Maybe post odd places where you've found random things?

It got lost in the void.

Have you checked your vagina because things are known to get lost in there?

Pretty sure it's not there, there's no way that bottle would fit. lol

Edit: Oh bottle of KY warming jelly, please come back ;~;

You are forgetting that the vagina is very stretchy since it can handle fisting, giving birth, and other large objects going in and out.

Eh, so it could technically fit, but I know I'd have a hard time putting something that big in.

For reference, I'm a tiny Asian. My guy is about as much as I can handle.

Edit: also, how awkward would it be to walk in on some girl trying to shove a bottle up her cunt?

As I have told Freak practice makes perfect.

Lol. I suppose.

....I want it baaaaaaccccckkkkk and I don't know why I'm feeling so whiny about it. Fuck.

Not awkward at all, I'd just close the door and offer my dick.

Check behind the bed

Check your wallet~ :V

....It's not there.



Did that, no luck ;_;

I bet Freaky stole it. He's coming for your anus.

My penis couldn't stretch a balloon. I don't need lube.

Maybe you ate it? More realistically, did you walk around with it? I do a strange thing where I pick up random objects and don't really notice that I'm carrying them then put them down somewhere new and get upset a day later when I can't find them. Maybe you do too!

I've only got a little thing of lube. The Tenga egg lube you can buy. I keep it on the unit under my desk.

I get the feeling you only posted this to talk about your vagina.

If you're srs about this,

Pretend you're a bottle and roll around. Try to think about how hard it got smacked and which direction it went, then try to follow the path. For some reason I imagine a dresser to the right of your bed, it might have rolled under this possibly-existing-dresser, or behind it.

Eh, pretty sure I didn't take it anywhere outside the room...I know it fell on the floor when my guy and I were at it the other day, and...I still can't fucking find it :v



Good spot, I guess. We usually keep our lube/numbing cream stuff on the little lower shelf thing on our headboard along with our drugs, candy, and other little things, lol. The upper shelf has our comic books, games, and a glowing jellyfish encased in glass.

pic related, it was on the left, with my unfinished Christmas Chen ornament.



Edit to avoid double post:



Nope, that's not the reason. lol I seriously can't find it.



.....why am I so tempted to try this? Haha. There's no dresser, but a 2nd desk on the right. I thought it rolled under there, but after looking on, around, behind, under, and in the desk, I still couldn't find it.

It might have ricocheted and rolled in the opposite direction? How many objects sit on the floor that it may have rolled under?

If you've scoured the whole room, it may be time to move. You always end up finding shit you lost years ago when you move...

I checked under/in/behind the bed (it has drawers in the frame), which would be the only other place it could have gone out of sight...still nothing. :/
Welp, the lease is up in September, maybe I'll find it then.