I can't find my bottle of lube.
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It's pissing me off.
Last time I used it, it was on the bed next to the pillow. My boyfriend shifted suddenly on the bed, and hit the bottle, making it fall to the floor.
I've cleaned our room completely, and CANNOT FUCKING FIND IT.
I'm irritated and want it back. Anyone have any ideas of where it might be?
Maybe post odd places where you've found random things?
Last time I used it, it was on the bed next to the pillow. My boyfriend shifted suddenly on the bed, and hit the bottle, making it fall to the floor.
I've cleaned our room completely, and CANNOT FUCKING FIND IT.
I'm irritated and want it back. Anyone have any ideas of where it might be?
Maybe post odd places where you've found random things?
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say what! wrote...
Have you checked your vagina because things are known to get lost in there?Pretty sure it's not there, there's no way that bottle would fit. lol
Edit: Oh bottle of KY warming jelly, please come back ;~;
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hiirana wrote...
say what! wrote...
Have you checked your vagina because things are known to get lost in there?Pretty sure it's not there, there's no way that bottle would fit. lol
You are forgetting that the vagina is very stretchy since it can handle fisting, giving birth, and other large objects going in and out.
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say what! wrote...
You are forgetting that the vagina is very stretchy since it can handle fisting, giving birth, and other large objects going in and out. Eh, so it could technically fit, but I know I'd have a hard time putting something that big in.
For reference, I'm a tiny Asian. My guy is about as much as I can handle.
Edit: also, how awkward would it be to walk in on some girl trying to shove a bottle up her cunt?
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hiirana wrote...
say what! wrote...
You are forgetting that the vagina is very stretchy since it can handle fisting, giving birth, and other large objects going in and out. Eh, so it could technically fit, but I know I'd have a hard time putting something that big in.
For reference, I'm a tiny Asian. My guy is about as much as I can handle.
As I have told Freak practice makes perfect.
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say what! wrote...
As I have told Freak practice makes perfect.Lol. I suppose.
....I want it baaaaaaccccckkkkk and I don't know why I'm feeling so whiny about it. Fuck.
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
hiirana wrote...
Edit: also, how awkward would it be to walk in on some girl trying to shove a bottle up her cunt?
Not awkward at all, I'd just close the door and offer my dick.
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mangaka350 wrote...
Check your wallet~ :V....It's not there.
Aai wrote...
Check behind the bedDid that, no luck ;_;
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
say what! wrote...
hiirana wrote...
say what! wrote...
You are forgetting that the vagina is very stretchy since it can handle fisting, giving birth, and other large objects going in and out. Eh, so it could technically fit, but I know I'd have a hard time putting something that big in.
For reference, I'm a tiny Asian. My guy is about as much as I can handle.
As I have told Freak practice makes perfect.
My penis couldn't stretch a balloon. I don't need lube.
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Maybe you ate it? More realistically, did you walk around with it? I do a strange thing where I pick up random objects and don't really notice that I'm carrying them then put them down somewhere new and get upset a day later when I can't find them. Maybe you do too!
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yurixhentai
desu
I've only got a little thing of lube. The Tenga egg lube you can buy. I keep it on the unit under my desk.
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I get the feeling you only posted this to talk about your vagina.
If you're srs about this,
Pretend you're a bottle and roll around. Try to think about how hard it got smacked and which direction it went, then try to follow the path. For some reason I imagine a dresser to the right of your bed, it might have rolled under this possibly-existing-dresser, or behind it.
If you're srs about this,
Pretend you're a bottle and roll around. Try to think about how hard it got smacked and which direction it went, then try to follow the path. For some reason I imagine a dresser to the right of your bed, it might have rolled under this possibly-existing-dresser, or behind it.
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Lillyflowers wrote...
Maybe you ate it? More realistically, did you walk around with it? I do a strange thing where I pick up random objects and don't really notice that I'm carrying them then put them down somewhere new and get upset a day later when I can't find them. Maybe you do too!Eh, pretty sure I didn't take it anywhere outside the room...I know it fell on the floor when my guy and I were at it the other day, and...I still can't fucking find it :v
yurixhentai wrote...
I've only got a little thing of lube. The Tenga egg lube you can buy. I keep it on the unit under my desk.Good spot, I guess. We usually keep our lube/numbing cream stuff on the little lower shelf thing on our headboard along with our drugs, candy, and other little things, lol. The upper shelf has our comic books, games, and a glowing jellyfish encased in glass.
pic related, it was on the left, with my unfinished Christmas Chen ornament.
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Edit to avoid double post:
Lollikittie wrote...
I get the feeling you only posted this to talk about your vagina.Nope, that's not the reason. lol I seriously can't find it.
Lollikittie wrote...
Pretend you're a bottle and roll around. Try to think about how hard it got smacked and which direction it went, then try to follow the path. For some reason I imagine a dresser to the right of your bed, it might have rolled under this possibly-existing-dresser, or behind it......why am I so tempted to try this? Haha. There's no dresser, but a 2nd desk on the right. I thought it rolled under there, but after looking on, around, behind, under, and in the desk, I still couldn't find it.
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hiirana wrote...
.....why am I so tempted to try this? Haha. There's no dresser, but a 2nd desk on the right. I thought it rolled under there, but after looking on, around, behind, under, and in the desk, I still couldn't find it.
It might have ricocheted and rolled in the opposite direction? How many objects sit on the floor that it may have rolled under?
If you've scoured the whole room, it may be time to move. You always end up finding shit you lost years ago when you move...
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Lollikittie wrote...
hiirana wrote...
.....why am I so tempted to try this? Haha. There's no dresser, but a 2nd desk on the right. I thought it rolled under there, but after looking on, around, behind, under, and in the desk, I still couldn't find it.
It might have ricocheted and rolled in the opposite direction? How many objects sit on the floor that it may have rolled under?
If you've scoured the whole room, it may be time to move. You always end up finding shit you lost years ago when you move...
I checked under/in/behind the bed (it has drawers in the frame), which would be the only other place it could have gone out of sight...still nothing. :/
Welp, the lease is up in September, maybe I'll find it then.
