I can't find my bottle of lube.
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hiirana wrote...
I checked under/in/behind the bed (it has drawers in the frame), which would be the only other place it could have gone out of sight...still nothing. :/
Welp, the lease is up in September, maybe I'll find it then.
I feel for you. I hate when I lose shit due to epic acrobatics or stupidity, and then it literally disappears into another realm of existence.
Here's to hoping you find it in your bathtub or freezer next week. [Black holes lead out into the strangest places]
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hiirana wrote...
pic related, it was on the left, with my unfinished Christmas Chen ornament.I'm sure your boyfreind is glad to know he can stick his penis into your vagina and/or anus again
Lollikittie wrote...
I get the feeling you only posted this to talk about your vagina.I think more women should talk about there vaginas on internet forums. The world would be a better place for it
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Black Jesus JC wrote...
I'm sure your boyfreind is glad to know he can stick his penis into your vagina and/or anus again
She said it WAS there, in past tense. Now she can't find it. Apparently their lovemaking sent it flying.
Black Jesus JC wrote...
I think more women should talk about there vaginas on internet forums. The world would be a better place for itHow's that?
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Lollikittie wrote...
Apparently their lovemaking sent it flying.Remind me to +rep you tomorrow for that quote.
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Lollikittie wrote...
She said it WAS there, in past tense. Now she can't find it. Apparently their lovemaking sent it flying.Whoops. My bad
Lollikittie wrote...
How's that? Because umm...vaginas
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yurixhentai
desu
hiirana wrote...
yurixhentai wrote...
I've only got a little thing of lube. The Tenga egg lube you can buy. I keep it on the unit under my desk.Good spot, I guess. We usually keep our lube/numbing cream stuff on the little lower shelf thing on our headboard along with our drugs, candy, and other little things, lol. The upper shelf has our comic books, games, and a glowing jellyfish encased in glass.
pic related, it was on the left, with my unfinished Christmas Chen ornament.
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Mine goes with my play things
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yurixhentai wrote...
Mine goes with my play thingsSpoiler:
Ooh, that looks fun. I see some nendoroids ;;
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yurixhentai wrote...
hiirana wrote...
yurixhentai wrote...
I've only got a little thing of lube. The Tenga egg lube you can buy. I keep it on the unit under my desk.Good spot, I guess. We usually keep our lube/numbing cream stuff on the little lower shelf thing on our headboard along with our drugs, candy, and other little things, lol. The upper shelf has our comic books, games, and a glowing jellyfish encased in glass.
pic related, it was on the left, with my unfinished Christmas Chen ornament.
Spoiler:
Mine goes with my play things
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That looks like my subwoofer I got with my speakers. Hmmm I wonder why? Thief!
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
yurixhentai wrote...
animefreak_usa wrote...
Eww yuri.It's the Yui thing on the left isn't it.
Left and right.
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yurixhentai
desu
animefreak_usa wrote...
yurixhentai wrote...
animefreak_usa wrote...
Eww yuri.It's the Yui thing on the left isn't it.
Left and right.
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It is in the open. You will go buy another one and when you get home you will find it. That kind of crap always happens. I visited my mother a week ago or so and she was drinking a cup of wine. She spent 15 minutes looking for the glass. After she poured herself another, she found it. It was right behind her in the corner of the countertop.
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yurixhentai wrote...
Mine goes with my play things
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You're going to need to identify those objects to the right of the speaker. All I recognize are the eggs, everything else is ??? Especially the... what appears to be a packaged snack to the far right, and that unknown item in the plastic, laying flat in front.
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yurixhentai
desu
Lollikittie wrote...
yurixhentai wrote...
Mine goes with my play things
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You're going to need to identify those objects to the right of the speaker. All I recognize are the eggs, everything else is ??? Especially the... what appears to be a packaged snack to the far right, and that unknown item in the plastic, laying flat in front.
Stuff at the back is some figure boxes, at the front is more lube, 2 JAST VN catalogs, Oreimo box that had a Kuroneko strap in it that's dangling from my PC screen and some Lucky Star cards underneath.
edit: and if you're talking about the plastic thing on the left at the front it's this. They sent me it for free in an order.
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BIG-BOB wrote...
In my opinion I found this thread completely pointless, and idiotic.>"Incoherent Babbling"
.....on another note, I found it!
It was wedged in between the wooden slats under the mattress.
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hiirana wrote...
BIG-BOB wrote...
In my opinion I found this thread completely pointless, and idiotic.>"Incoherent Babbling"
.....on another note, I found it!
It was wedged in between the wooden slats under the mattress.
Still pointless and idiotic.
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animefreak_usa wrote...
say what! wrote...
hiirana wrote...
say what! wrote...
You are forgetting that the vagina is very stretchy since it can handle fisting, giving birth, and other large objects going in and out. Eh, so it could technically fit, but I know I'd have a hard time putting something that big in.
For reference, I'm a tiny Asian. My guy is about as much as I can handle.
As I have told Freak practice makes perfect.
My penis couldn't stretch a balloon. I don't need lube.
Not with that attitude. Also if you can't stand a finger up your butt then you need lube so you won't tear anything important.

