I hate Twilight
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Waar
FAKKU Moderator
Tsujoi wrote...
Twilight is the greatest book ever written. You're all jealous of Edward's beauty and Jacob's masculinity. You wish you could get high school girls to fall in love with you, but you never will. How about you nerds take a shower and go outside for a change.If i were able to get a high school girl to say fall in love with me... Could i say this movie sucks?
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Ziggy wrote...
I really wasn't expecting a +rep from that, I almost expected a -rep for reading the books lol.I would think guys would complain less, most guys claim chivalry is gone now.
I didn't +rep you fyi, there must be a twilight fan in hidding somewhere.
And chivalry isn't dead, you just have to ask for it now :D
Gatheringsin wrote...
Real men don't act like that! We got hair on our face, whiskey in our breath, gravy stain on our jeans, condoms in our wallets (and we're not afraid to use them!), skidmarks in our boxers, and by god, we pack a beer gut if we aren't too afraid to down a few pints! Stop perverting little girls' expectation so that they'd grow up to judge hot blooded real men by measuring them against metrosexual ones.BRAVO SIR! BRAVO!!
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im not into twilight.
damn, my friends keep bugging me because of this.
I rather watch TLoTR again than watching this.
damn, my friends keep bugging me because of this.
I rather watch TLoTR again than watching this.
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Gatheringsin wrote...
Real men don't act like that! We got hair on our face, whiskey in our breath, gravy stain on our jeans, condoms in our wallets (and we're not afraid to use them!), skidmarks in our boxers, and by god, we pack a beer gut if we aren't too afraid to down a few pints! Stop perverting little girls' expectation so that they'd grow up to judge hot blooded real men by measuring them against metrosexual ones. Hahah.. Remarkable.. You're so manly I see..
Waar wrote...
Tsujoi wrote...
Twilight is the greatest book ever written. You're all jealous of Edward's beauty and Jacob's masculinity. You wish you could get high school girls to fall in love with you, but you never will. How about you nerds take a shower and go outside for a change.If i were able to get a high school girl to say fall in love with me... Could i say this movie sucks?
lol.. I second this.. Petty things like that didn't worth any jealousy.. And jealousy isn't something that makes me dislikes Twilite.. So I'll just say it now.. The Movie SUCKS!!.. Try to live up to your popularity dammit!
If you're talkin about the books, then I know nothing about those heaps of papers nor I'm interested to hear about it..
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Tsujoi
Social Media Manager
Waar wrote...
Tsujoi wrote...
Twilight is the greatest book ever written. You're all jealous of Edward's beauty and Jacob's masculinity. You wish you could get high school girls to fall in love with you, but you never will. How about you nerds take a shower and go outside for a change.If i were able to get a high school girl to say fall in love with me... Could i say this movie sucks?
Spoiler:
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How many threads like this have been made? *countless*
But this one stands out. *priceless*
Kudos to Longevity, I needed more Twilight rant space.
For my first rant..
1. Twilight has a whole shebang of grammatical errors.
But this one stands out. *priceless*
Kudos to Longevity, I needed more Twilight rant space.
For my first rant..
1. Twilight has a whole shebang of grammatical errors.
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GreenZero
Get Jinxed
Gatheringsin wrote...
Real men don't act like that! We got hair on our face, whiskey in our breath, gravy stain on our jeans, condoms in our wallets (and we're not afraid to use them!), skidmarks in our boxers, and by god, we pack a beer gut if we aren't too afraid to down a few pints! Stop perverting little girls' expectation so that they'd grow up to judge hot blooded real men by measuring them against metrosexual ones.
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I've read a bit of Twilight because I was told by a female friend that it was good back when it was pretty new. I thought it would be okay, I like a good love story and with vampires involved how could it be bad? It started off alright for me. A family of vampires that don't feed on people is fine, there's gotta be at least some good vampires. And there was some conflict, but nothing that was too good or made me want to read much more.
But as I kept reading I started to hate it more and more. When James came into the picture I thought, "Alright a bad guy, there's got to be some fighting and deaths." But instead, I get a rather pathetic villian of a vampire who gives vampires an even worse name than the Cullens did. And the fact that the vampires were sparkling in the sun wasn't helping their image in this book.
There was no real tragedy to fuel the story, little violence even though they're vampires, and nothing really good in the plot to make the suckiness of the vampires worthwhile.
So, this book (and the following sequels) and especially the fangirls helped make me start to loathe vampires, which were my favourite monsters because they seduced people and then after having sex with them feasted on their blood. But instead of those vampires, I got sparkly pussies who won't do anything cool with the powers that they're supposed to have.
I believe this song sums things up for me:
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/290293
And yes, they are made out of homo from a big book of gay.
But as I kept reading I started to hate it more and more. When James came into the picture I thought, "Alright a bad guy, there's got to be some fighting and deaths." But instead, I get a rather pathetic villian of a vampire who gives vampires an even worse name than the Cullens did. And the fact that the vampires were sparkling in the sun wasn't helping their image in this book.
There was no real tragedy to fuel the story, little violence even though they're vampires, and nothing really good in the plot to make the suckiness of the vampires worthwhile.
So, this book (and the following sequels) and especially the fangirls helped make me start to loathe vampires, which were my favourite monsters because they seduced people and then after having sex with them feasted on their blood. But instead of those vampires, I got sparkly pussies who won't do anything cool with the powers that they're supposed to have.
I believe this song sums things up for me:
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/290293
And yes, they are made out of homo from a big book of gay.
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Waar wrote...
Tsujoi wrote...
Twilight is the greatest book ever written. You're all jealous of Edward's beauty and Jacob's masculinity. You wish you could get high school girls to fall in love with you, but you never will. How about you nerds take a shower and go outside for a change.If i were able to get a high school girl to say fall in love with me... Could i say this movie sucks?
Waar just wants an excuse to date highschoolers.
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PersonDude wrote...
Waar wrote...
Tsujoi wrote...
Twilight is the greatest book ever written. You're all jealous of Edward's beauty and Jacob's masculinity. You wish you could get high school girls to fall in love with you, but you never will. How about you nerds take a shower and go outside for a change.If i were able to get a high school girl to say fall in love with me... Could i say this movie sucks?
Waar just wants an excuse to date highschoolers.
In this discussion.. I am lost.. VERY VERY LOST.
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ah..i hate twilight,it not about the book,it the story.i wonder why many people like twilight and my sisters are one of the fan well,i don't care but my friends and my sisters,parents,relatives talk twilight here,there it annoying oh..come on what so special about it ,my sisters and my parents bought me watching twilight 2 but i turn them down instead i go to internet cafe playing games!!
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Tegumi wrote...
List of things Longevity hates:- Twilight
- Anime Dubs
Also, People who Force Religion, Fake Tits, Male Enhancement Ads, "Get Ripped in 4 Weeks" ads, emo's (cause everyones life is hard, and you're not special) bananas, hot dogs, cheese pizza, sour cream, my step moms cooking.
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Waar
FAKKU Moderator
PersonDude wrote...
Waar wrote...
Tsujoi wrote...
Twilight is the greatest book ever written. You're all jealous of Edward's beauty and Jacob's masculinity. You wish you could get high school girls to fall in love with you, but you never will. How about you nerds take a shower and go outside for a change.If i were able to get a high school girl to say fall in love with me... Could i say this movie sucks?
Waar just wants an excuse to date highschoolers.
excuse? why would I need one? I would be the fucking man if i got a high school girl, amirite? I would be like some sort of God among you people(as the rest of the world would shun me, as they shun us all).
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Ziggy wrote...
She said that books like that shouldn't send that kind of message, because society already pushes girls to go into relationships because if she doesn't have one she's not worth anything.TOO BAD ITS COMPLETELY TRUE, BITCHES ARENT SHIT WITHOUT A MAN
