I have the best dad ever.

More like the ultimate cutest family yet at the same time weird on the society's view that is.

>Implying I haven't already

and the pet is using Omegle

hah he edited that, it used to say exposing themselves.

ಠ_ಠ?

having sex on webcams?

My mom went to 4chan once, /b/ specifically, it wasnt pretty

Oh the convenience of being the only person in family speaking English.

Thats just too weird...but then again if any of us or the ones already who do have kids are already starting the same kind of path~xD
So lets revise this...
I walked into my moms studio today to chill with her.

She was on FAKKU!, with 2 sigs, which she used depending on what she wanted.

TITS OR GTFO
and
WHY IS IT SO SMALL?

I have the best mom ever.[/quote]8D. Changed the gender too~ since its not impossible

My dad (step-dad) is pretty cool, every time I come over he usually always hands me a beer and who doesn't like free beer? Plus he drives in a destruction derby called hit 2 pass, Which is bad ass if you live where I do.

Edit: This is what my dad does in his spare time when not running his business.

Fuck Nascar this shit is more entertaining.

slayers dad confirmed for white trash.

His dad is like too white trash for nascar.

It seems like that but no, But technically he does live in the south part of the valley in a small town while I live at the north end of valley in the city. But also my Dad was raised in Vancouver so he is not really a hick but we do have a lot of forest and you should know that Waar but wait you live in Ottawa isn't that just a frozen concrete jungle?

Slayer, your dad is so white trash, the KKK wants to make him their leader.

And you're so retarded that when you go to sign up for the special olympics they give you a medal just for entering.

You should be more original.

Uh.... I live in Canada we don't have Klu Klux Kanadians and if we do they are shunned for being racist assholes, and btw your jokes are funny keep them coming.

Dude, don't do German. Seriously.

You should be less troll...

EDIT:

On topic; My dad's dead...